ASSHOLE PARKING

Not sure how you screw this up...

 

I worked an ingalls ship building MS in the eighty's with about 10,000 others and if you parked outside the lines they would put this 2 foot squared sticker on your wind shield that you could not see around, so you have to get it off to drive home, and it would come off sliver by sliver. After about an hour getting the damn thing off you would never want to do that again so the problems with parking went way way down

 

As a tow truck driver myself, we are sometimes asked to hurry to an accident because it has closed off the road or something of the sort. But generally mostly we are just in a hurry to change a flat tire and get to the next 5 calls.

And ironically enough my dispatcher is actually a career cop who dispatched for us in his off time.

 

Found a pull through spot and didn't realize I had an asshole parker on my hands until I started pulling in. I don't mind parking next to assholes in the beater though.

 

Asshole. It's more than a word. It's a way of life. Thought for the day. Happy Friday.

 

I don't see a ticket but that tow number needs a call

that's a call to towing, cops, or mgmt for me. complete dick/asshole

one person's meh is another's "what an asshole!!" so it can vary like life

very easily apparently, including the Tacoma who took the picture?

there are complete asshole drivers though, I had my truck towed back in Nov, the dude basically got it on the truck and then floored it even though we said we were going to follow. he went through one or two red lights (but they were "yellow", bulls*&t I say) and we still made it to the destination before him so no dam clue what the F he did or which way he went

 

Snailed it!

 

Yeah there’s some drivers that are just unprofessional. And sadly it makes us all look bad.

 

tru dat. my bro was a driver for almost a decade but got tired of the BS and crappy work place so he left (he was a decent driver/tower, was personable at least)

 

“I’m a special kind of asshole”

 

Asshole does not suit this dickwad

 

That’s a weird looking Buick.

 

It's a Maserati.

Oh, wait, were you making a joke because of the "ventiports" that Buick is fond of using? Sorry, subtle humor is usually lost on me...

 

At our local hardware/garden center. Self absorbed entitled fuck decided to take two places right next to me.

 

Why would someone take that to the hardware place?

 

Need more screws in the tires.

 

Only place in town to get blinker fluid since the auto parts store couldn’t get their regular supply from overseas

 

I'd do the same, but wwwaaaaayyyy out in the last spots in the lot, never up close with that $100k+ beauty

 

To get some caulk... cock?