1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

My wife just sent me this, and 2 other people. It may help to keep the tourist level down.

 

Speaking of, where were you this morning?

Acting kind of SUS

 

That's badass! My life goals have changed.. as awesome as it would be to do that line of work I'm getting out of the electrical field. To be a lineman I'd have to join the union and apprentice for 5 years, instead I'm now moving to become a shop lead assembling concrete cutting equipment and in 3 years I'll have my own facility to manage and operate

 

SO GLAD we'll have no HOA

So I'll have an excuse to have a shitbox in the driveway

 

Sadly I've been glued my desk all day laying people off.

 

4runner too big for the garage?

 

Issa meme, and I couldn't find another meme to explain what a meme is

 

me? shitpost? no

 

Naw it'll fit, which means one shitbox in the garage and one shitbox in the driveway.

And whatever shitbox decides to come visit; maybe @FLBAdrian as he'll only be about 35mins from the new house.

 

going into the weekend like https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/mng2ft/wcgw_go_up_a_ramp/

 

hard when both wrists are broken.

Ask nicely and the wife usually accommodates.

Adapt and Overcome

 

I happened upon a FB thread about these religious extremist dudes that were saying porn is bad because it's a sin (for you) when someone jerks off to you, or something to that effect.

I said that I'm not one to play for that team, but if that's the kind of thing that prevents these dickwads from getting into heaven, I'll take one for the team...

 

I bet you could find a few generous dudes here willing to chip in to get you one of these

 

My morning!

 

Can I be you please

 

identify theft is a serious crime