1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

was about to say.... I got paid more last year and got couple hundred less on mine

 

Jokes on them, I pay for audit protection!



Also, it's common knowledge that people say "he died doing what he loves" fuuuccckkk that shit. I wanna get audited and have a massive heart attack in the middle of it

Auditor- "so Mr. Abeyancer, how do you explain this 15k deductible with no proof of receipts?"

Me- "well, about that..

 

The real reason it's so huge is because I paid heavy taxes on my unemployment benefits and government said unemployment can't be taxed during a pandemic so I got all those taxes back plus an education tax credit as a cherry on top

 

you won't

 

Enough cocaine before the meeting says otherwise

 

that's pretty solid

 

i don't really need to be spending money but on the other hand my tax return would help put a new to me motorcycle in the driveway

 

I have most of the parts to fix mine but I have had pretty much no interest in swapping the motor

 

sharing is caring

 

understandably no one I have asked to swap it for pay is interested in doing it either... too much risk with a bike that old and used parts that they didn't provide

 

Is it that difficult on the Vulcan? My motorcycle experience is limited to mopeds and backwood cobbled dirt/pit bikes and I'd rather swap those motors than one in say, a tractor


Buy a new to you bike that rides and turn that Vulcan into a yard ornament

 

Can payments to a drug dealer be considered a deductible? I mean.... it's a business expense

 

That guy that wanted to do burn outs, and get a brake pedal spacer, is now asking if he can put a locker in his limited slip or if he should weld it.

His name is Kyle.

Figures...

 

The old one could be pulled and the new one installed in a motivated day

 

I understand why it hasn't happened then


I could (probably) fix my horrendous gas mileage and fuelly exhaust smell in a motivated day as well, but instead I just deal with 11mpgs and replacement parts sitting on a shelf

 

Brake pedal spacer?!?!

That's a mod I've never heard of

 

yuppp. I have a pile of parts for the crawler, tacoma, and 350 with the same conditions.

These days I seem to spend more time walking the dogs and relaxing than wrenching. I miss having shop space and without having had a lot of opportunities to wheel I haven't felt like working on anything. With all my shit and my roommate's stuff the garage is more like 1.25 car garage so most work gets done outside. I'm sure summer will hit and I'll spend it all fixing my shit then

 

The text I got

 

I know that feeling allll too well. I have so much to do on the truck, and then a fair amount of things to do on the missus vehicles..

I'll have better motivation when I switch to my new job cause there's a welder on site plus lift and a bay to actually pull into vs the parking lots I'm used to having now. Longer days and fewer working hours should help that motivation as well






At least that's what I tell myself

 

its always fun when you just don't get around to something and put it off and put it off. Then you actually do it and it takes like an hour