1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

hmm

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/aurora-2012-yamaha-yz450f-garage-kept/7307741337.html

 

TEXT HIM

 

"I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too" ~Mitch Hedberg

 

Haha but he did pull his concealed and had in hand as he yelled "I'm gonna shoot that fcker!"

 

The wife is with me to avoid THAT shame

 

Imagine owning any Kia besides a Stinger

*laughs in broken German engineering*

 

His delivery made everything he said so funny, one of my favorites was his bit about sesame seeds.

What are sesame seeds anyway? WHAT THE FUCK IS A SESAME? lol

 

She rocks a Soul, surprisingly reliable with the Hyundai 2.0 in it, I have no complaints about working on it and have only had to do preventative maintenance on it

 

The banana/traffic light bit is hands down my favorite joke from him. It would not be anywhere near as funny without his delivery style

 

My roommate has an 08 Elantra with that same Beta 2.0 engine. It's been good, only done the timing belt and a manual trans fluid replacement on it. It holds its own for reliability at 220k

 

The first comment on this YT video sums us his style perfectly - Dad jokes mixed with big brain stoner thoughts. That's definitely him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saoZjwf7Mfo


RIP Mitch

 

I miss that guy so much. Might have to listen to that album now while I'm pretending to work.

 

When did he do the timing belt? She just rolled over 135k and I'm debating when I should tackle that job

 

"I tried to walk into Target, but I missed"

fucking lol

 

I think we did it at 185k. It was done two times prior as well. It's a 90k belt if I'm not mistaken

 

Some of his stuff was borderline Steven Wright level lol

 

THERE ARE SIX DUCKS OUT THERE, and they all want SUN CHIPS!

 

lol that reminds me the Tacoma is due for one only because the water pump weeps ever so slightly. I've had the aircabinman kit sitting on the shelf for coming up on 2 years