Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

This too. There's a lot of "clean" nicotine sources out there now.

 

I smoke. Trust me. If Uncle Sam cuts the amount of nicotine in my rollies I will damn sure make up for that lack by smoking more. Or I could be smart and quit but nobody likes a quitter. lol

 

Switch to cope long cut and stop being a pussy. get 5 cigs worth of nicotine with a full lower lip dip. Glad that part of my life is over with lmao.

I quit dip when I moved to Seattle and I went to buy a can and it was like $7 years ago. Screw that nonsense. Just stopped right on the spot lol

 

I started dipping Copenhagen before they even had a long cut. Then I switched up when I started going to bars. Turns out smoking is OK with most chicks. I big fat dip in the lower lip is not. Iol

 

You're just not hanging out with classy enough women! What self respecting fine lady doesn't like a man with a mouthful of cope and a budweiser in hand

 

PBR here. Yet another reason I have a venomous hatred for hipsters. Pabst used to be cheap as shit. Not so much anymore. lol

 

We drank the shit out of PBR in college. We were too classy for the Keystone Lite that the other poors were drinking.

*sips glass of $60 Beaujolais*

 

This is the kind of stupid I can get behind.

 

When I was a climbing guide back in the Gunks there was a local bar that had $1 pitchers on Tues and Thurs. Nobody walked around with pints. We all had our own pitcher to drink out of. It was glorious.

 

I had to look that up. Shawangunk Mountains? People needed guides for hills 2k ft below where my house sits? Damn soft yuppies

 

It's a little steeper then 98% of west coast rock.

 

Those are some bitchin' red leotards. That you? You look fabulous.

 

Not me. I just pulled it off the net. It's my favorite climb there. It's called Yellow Wall and if you blow off where that dude is about too it's a 30 foot whipper. lol

 

It's good for the spine to get adjusted from a 30 foot drop and swing every now and then. Keeps the vertebrae limbered up.

 

This is another really good one. Erect Direction. Also the photo should leave you with minimal complaining. lol

 

Erect you say

 

My brother in law smokes he started rolling his own saving a lot of money. Buy a pound of tobacco a stuffing machine and some empty cigarette tubes.

 

homeboy down there in sandals wishin' he had forearms like upside-down boobs

 

Fitting route name for a fitting photo. lol

I good buddy of mine from Cali, who is an incredibly strong climber, came out to climb with me years ago. 5.10 for him is usually a warm-up. So I took him over to ED for the first route. He looked up the corner at 3 massive roofs and said:

"It goes WHERE?" lol

 

Damn you people and your fully functional legs! New plan, Im getting robot legs when GME moons... ones that have 4 thinner legs so I can be a octopus and just scuttle up those walls.