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*Shawn

 

Happy Birthday TacomaDave!!!

I hope you have a great day!!

 

butter buns

 

Thanks. Did you like seeing your name in 12’ high letters?

 

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit

 

yep, Chicken shit

 

@TacomaDave Happy Birthday!

 

Thank you

 

Happy birthday @TacomaDave

 

Yup, that's a Dingus

 

You are at @Hobbs place

 

Gladly, if it equals a free place to live

 

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One day a teacher asked the class to get a story with a moral
The next day she asks a girl what her moral was

The girl says "Every year we get our chickens and take their eggs to the market to sell them. We were going down yesterday and my dad hit a pothole and all the eggs cracked in the basket"

The teacher asked "So what's the moral?"

The girl replies "Don't put your eggs in the same basket I guess"

The teacher looks shocked and moves on to a boy

He says "My grandfather fought in Vietnam. And one day his plane crashed, all that survived was a bottle of whisky, a M16 and his machete, he stumbled out of the plane after finishing the bottle and was surrounded by 100 Vietnamese soldiers, he killed 50 of them with the M16 then it ran out of ammo, he killed 30 with the machete then it broke and he killed the remaining 20 with his bare hands"

The teacher is confused and asked him "So -so what's the moral of the story?"

The boy says "Don't fuck with granddad Joe when he's drunk I guess"

 

She: “I like Eminem”
He: “I prefer Skittles myself”
She: “Noooo, not the candy. The rapper.”
He: “You eat the wrapper?”
She:

 

We all know the story about Eve eating the apple in the Garden of Eden...
But God also forbade Eve from bathing in the nearby river. One day God came down from heaven to find Eve disregarding his command, washing herself in the river.

God put his hands on his hips and shook his head. "Dammit! I'm never going to get that smell out of the fish."

 

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

Jerry said, We've got to give it back.

Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.


The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?

Sally said, No.

Jerry said, She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, Don't believe him, he’s getting senile


The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.

Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ......

 

Vehicles today can drive themselves, surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't tell you why the check engine light is on.