Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

You don't need a pandemic. It's called hurricane season, we had the worst damage this year than I've ever seen in my life.

 

I never joke about my wood.

Also, I'm screwing with you

 

I read a ton of bourbon books and grew up in lexington Kentucky with the horse races every year and special makers mark bottles every fall
So eventually when I got out of the military bourbon became way to spend adult money inappropriately

 

I was ready to make a purchase if the price was right.

I got $25

 

I just bought a new mower blade and walking through the store I was mumbling "Some folks call it a mower blade...I call it a mulching blade..mmhmm"

 

Well, I mean, if you want to get technical about it, mulching blades and cutting blades have very distinct different cutting angles, because like any sharp tool, they're designed for a specific purpose.

 

What about my Craftsman cutting, bagging, or mulching mower? lol

 

Legit craftsman? Old school, like back when craftsman was craftsman? Yah, it'll do it all

I shed a tear when I finally had to get rid of my mid 70's Toro mower. That bitch could CUT. Probably accelerated global warming by a few years, but it would cut down a small tree if you asked it.

 

Mid 80's. Got it at a yard sale for $20 bucks because it wouldn't run. Fixed that by cleaning the carb and putting a new plug in. It's not even close to Cali compliant but it'll cut my grass when it's 12" high without missing a stroke. lol

 

I really miss the old mowers and weed whackers that had carbs you could rebuild and as long as they got fuel they liked they'd just fucking run. When I was a kid, my dad had a early 90's Echo brand weed whacker he put a saw blade on and filled it up with high test gas and a tuned carb. He said, "Son, we need a bit more of the woods cleared on the back right of the property." Strapped a load harness on me and set me loose with that demon machine in my early teens. Good times.

I'm pretty sure I was running chainsaws before most kids my age had their balls drop. We were a get shit done household growing up lol

 

My mom ran over a copperhead rearing to strike with a manual push mover (the blades spin circularly and there’s no cover for trimmings) when she was 12 years old mowing the lawn in NC. Lol. She said it was messy

 

I hit a pregnant garter snake one time with the lawnmower. the thing opened and there were 50 snakes everywhere. That’s when I learned that not all snakes lay eggs and some snakes give birth to live young.

 

I stomped on a wolf spider in my garage once without paying attention. A billion. Maybe a trillion. Maybe more spiders than the universe has room to accommodate spilled out and ended up all over my boots and pant legs. That evening will be forever embedded in my life's memories.

 

No, when it was @ $12ish, I was too busy thinking NRGU was the real play.

 

I played it from 15 to the 30’s and again when it was going between 40-50 for a few months. @TreeFortRichard stepped out on NRGU and had a torrid affair with NAIL. NRGU found out in early March and she wasn’t happy

 

Sir it’s massholes.

Last night I had a dream I was on a plane trying to take off to a nice place in CA (not sure where) and the lady trying to fly it kept fumbling etc and was told she needed to step off, and some other lady who looked like a complete stickler got in the cockpit and took over. She immediately got it going and took off and got to altitude higher and faster than any flight I’ve been on before. All the while I was on my fidelity app and monies were pouring in from GME- i think it hit 35 mill. For some reason I usually get a lot of architectural ideas that end up coming to fruition and working perfectly from my dreams, so does my father. Long story short I think it’s gonna be a good week, and thank you for coming to my ted talk.

 

so your saying I should spend my money on GME and not Kings? (plus the 30 week lead time) lol

Guess I'll wait for the 10:15am dip