1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

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Yeah I have more and more grey hair in my beard now wtf.

At least hair loss isn't an issue in our family.

 

My old was supposed to be medium but was super soft by the time I threw it away.

My new "medium" firm mattress was a huge jump. I have been sleeping better and having less hip pain though

 

yeah same here thankfully, well...both my grandfathers had/have little hair but I think that's pretty much normal when you're well into your elderly years.

I have a friend 5 years younger than me already getting the bald Monk look on top of his head, poor guy

 

I have 5 gray hairs at 22


Good start

 

I like how you counted them

 

That’s just a guesstimate honestly

 

I'm really bad at saving people's names to their phone numbers and now I've got a handful of birthday texts from people whom I have no idea who they are lmao.

I guess I'll just have to go with some generic thank you replies on those

 

"THANK YOU <insert name here>, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!"


exactly like that.

 

lol mattress stores let you come in and lounge around but it's a kind of car dealership model where they want to pester you the whole time

 

I had a tech recruiter hit me with one of those template emails and didn't replace the placeholders.

"Dear <CANDIDATE NAME>, I just came across your resume and think your skills are a great match for this <ROLE> opening at <COMPANY NAME>"

I was laughing pretty damn hard

 

like this

 

I'll drink a bottle of Nyquil and wander into our local Sit 'N Sleep, see what transpires

 

excuse me, but I thought your slogan was 'I'll beat anyone off or your mattress is free'

I expect a free mattress

 

How I imagine some of you

 

Did they remove the engine to save even more weight?

 

I wonder how couples did the deed back in those days...like, you can't tell me that a couple that sleeps in separate beds has great communication or intimacy skills, so I doubt they scheduled or planned out their genital bashings.

More likely the guy probably got hammered and climbed in her bed once in awhile, good ol' fashioned romance

 

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Assuming it had an engine I bet that car makes all kinds of fun noises at highway speed