Colorado B.S. Thread

Who wants a 1st gen?

 

$50,000

Wowzer

 

looks like it wants to roll over on flat ground

 

Are the chains meant to act as steps to vault yourself into that skyscraper of a truck?

 

Maybe Catapult connectors?

 

They're the new terrain-conforming sliders that are designed to be more eco friendly and less damaging to the trail. They kiss and caress rocks instead of slamming into and grinding against them.

 

people seem to be scared to cut the frame and fenders and end up making these mega tall monstrosities instead.

You can go bigger (42s) and sit lower

 

they are to make noise and attract even more attention to the truck

 

Damn didn’t know you finished your truck up so fast! And repainted it!

 

The three stages of life.
#1 Birth.
#2 What the fuck is this?
#3 Death.

I'm working in a city building, in a side room. Im right at the point where i need to make a lot of noise, and they decide to have a fuckin zoom meeting on the big screen, and im on the screen in the background.
What will you guys give me if i start drilling with a holesaw and throw some dust around?

 

$500 if you shit in your hand and throw it like a monkey

 

I can't even get out of the fuckin room, I'm right in the middle of their recycling dog poop meeting.
Lots of talk if biodegradable poop bags.
Apparently the fuckin things degrade in 6 months, still in the fuckin box.

 

Im charging by the hour for this one.

 

And im parked in a 30 minute spot for 45 now. Gonna have to back charge for the ticket too.

 

Talking about dead people and grave maintenance. Fml. Electric compactors are all the rage now.

 

Don't forget pain and trauma from having to sit through a dog poop meeting.

 

I could have gone for a quick beer during this and been more productive.

 

Dude. They only gave up a 6th round pick. The only pick worse than a 6th rounder is a compensatory 7th round.

It was a good deal. One guy isn’t going resuscitate the Broncos and get them to SB or even the playoffs. The holes are more substantial than that.

 

An ice cold blue yummy