1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Or just homophobic

 

Wuuuuut

 

I would sooner use one of these than use a corded lawn mower

 

Wasn't just guys, was with girls too. The only people he'd hug were family or someone he was in a relationship with, according to him.

 

Or just go O-Natural

 

Father had an electric mower, weed wacker, and blower growing up. He got tired of fucking with gassers haha

 

Weird but understandable I guess.

 

Man oh man, I'm glad u got the picture of the shit I dealt with

 

I was dumb as shit from the heat exhaustion one day, and stuck my hand under the mower to grab the cord while it running. Blade grazed the tip of my finger but I was okay other than it chipping the skin off


That's my clumsiness

 

I honestly hadn't heard of a corded lawn mower until you said it.. Only ever see the gas powered ones unless I'm in the midwest where everyone has riding lawn mowers. Used to ride around in my grandpas John Deere mower all the time as a kid.

Nowadays when I call him and ask how they are, he tells me that's the highlight of his week...getting to ride around in his lawn mower lol

 

Jebus

 

This is how you end up with a big toe for a thumb, like the guy on my hockey team that chopped his thumb off when he was a kid.

 

my parents used to have a pastor who cut 3 fingers off that way

 

Yep, got a 4.5 angle grinder and some cut off wheels to do 2 in off with slit and cut

 

I wouldn't call that clumsiness

 

That’s why he always needed your hand after church huh

 

https://youtu.be/CW0V2RRL0ZI

 

Gonna resist the altar boy joke

 

Goddamnit