Whatever

Here ya go

 

Just a random life tip for you guys. If you lick the icing off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin. Muffins are good for you. You’re welcome.

 

There should be a new acronym for Short Term Disability.

 

Yeah, you don’t really want to be telling people “I’m trying to get STD”

Which reminds me of the poor little rich kid that went to the brothel…
“I want me a woman”
Madam said “Beat it kid, you’re too young”
Kid pulls out a big wad of hundreds.
Madam says “Oh, you’re obviously older than you look. What type of woman do you like?”
Kid says “I don’t care. But she has to have a STD”
“Why the hell would you want that?”
“Because then I’ll give it to the maid, she’ll give it to my dad, he’ll give it to my mom, she’ll give it to the gardener and that’s the son of a bitch that killed my turtle”

 

Got that in seed form st Augustine plugs

 

That's not her.

 

Need something like that

 

Him: You're the most beautiful woman that I ever met.
Her: You're just saying that because you want to have sex with me.
Him: And smart too!

 

You can get grass mailed to ur house!

 

That’s a wrist breaker around here !