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@Gritto Another day older, another day wiser..........for us...........unfortunately for you, just older.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER AND MANY MANY MORE!

 

Happy birthday @Gritto !!!

 

Looks good. We don’t have a whataburger here. I miss it. I had sliced turkey and cheese with mustard and green olives for breakfast…yeah I don’t know either

 

Because you'd break the eggs opening the damn chainsaw proof lexan packaging the damn batteries come in, duh. Have a coffee Dave, spruce it up with whatever elixir is handy.
Mornin' Cowboy

 

You are a renaissance man.

 

Happy Birthday @Gritto

Umm... The olives are kinda odd, Dave

 

Waste of money. Just use a little imagination and save a bundle…

 

Well, I had to move them to get to the mustard. And since they were right there in my hand…

 

Your spontaniety is admirable.

 

he's spontaneous too!

 

Happy Birthday Mr. @Gritto !!! Have a grand day!!

 

The governor just announced we can now have gatherings of 8 people without issues. Hell, I don’t know 8 people without issues.

 

Happy birthday @Uncle Phil

 

Been having trouble at the trailer park so I’m revising my application…
———————————————————————-


Last name: ________________


First name: (Check appropriate box)

(_) Billy-Bob

(_) Billy-Joe

(_) Billy-Ray

(_) Billy-Sue

(_) Billy-Mae

(_) Billy-Jack


What does everyone call you?

(_) Booger

(_) Bubba

(_) Junior

(_) Sissy

(_) Other___________________


Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)


Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure


Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation: (Check appropriate box)

(_) Farmer

(_) Mechanic

(_) Hair Dresser

(_) Unemployed

(_) Dirty Politician

(_) Preacher


Spouse's Name:_________________________


2nd Spouse's Name:______________________


3rd Spouse's Name:______________________


Lover's Name:___________________________


Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)

(_) Sister

(_) Brother

(_) Aunt

(_) Uncle

(_) Cousin

(_) Mother

(_) Father

(_) Son

(_) Daughter

(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: _____


Number of children living in shed: ______


Number that are yours: ______


Mother's Name: _______________(If not sure, leave blank)


Father's Name: _______________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home?

(Check appropriate box)


Total number of vehicles you own: ___

Number of vehicles that still crank: ___

Number of vehicles in front yard: ___

Number of vehicles in back yard: ___

Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___


Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ bedroom

____ bathroom

____ kitchen

____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: 196_


Do you have a gun rack?

(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer

(_) The Globe

(_) TV Guide

(_) Soap Opera Digest

(_) Rifle and Shotgun


Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____


Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____


Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____


How often do you bathe:

(_) Weekly

(_) Monthly

(_) Not Applicable


Color of eyes:

Left______ Right_____


Color of hair:

(_) Blond

(_) Black

(_) Red

(_) Brown

(_) White

(_) Clairol


Color of teeth:

(_) Yellow

(_) Brownish-Yellow

(_) Brown

(_) Black

(_) N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red Man

(_)Yankee Girl

(_)Beechnut


How far is your home from a paved road?

(_) 1 mile

(_) 2 miles

(_) just a whoop-and-a-holler

(_) road?

 

Look up Soft White Underbelly on YouTube and watch some of his interviews. Judging from your application, you may find a few old residents on there.

 

Thanks...and I hope I didn't miss anyone.

 

What are you up to for you bday?

 

Dang! I used to date that one ol’ gal!