Alright, who done it?

As a Florida resident, I can say whole heartedly, that California is way more F'ed up then Florida, but we have the most idiotic population, total IQ in some families here is 6, not counting the dog of course.....

 

They are like locusts. They destroy the place they live in, then leave to do it all over again in their new place. And they are so stupid they don't even realize they are doing it, lol.

 

Florida is great. The biggest problem with Florida(aside from no mountains) is that you have the highest population of Geriatrics and they clog up the roads driving at 25 mph.

 

Is that a mullet?

 

I hear Iceland will literally pay people to move there...

 

Nah, just long hair with a chop on top.

 

Prison handlebar.

 

Some viral social media video made rounds about how Iceland will pay men to immigrate there and marry their women, since women in Iceland outnumber men by a great deal. Apparently it was made up though. If it were true and I were a single man, I'd be on my way

Alaska pays people to live there if they stay for more than a year, I know that to be true. The amount varies, basically just a local stimulus check

 

The Alaska stipend is averaging about $1600 per person, or so I heard, which will almost offset the cost of a gallon of milk. You're on your own for the increased cost of gas though.

 

damn, like living in Hawaii but the complete opposite of Hawaii

 

At least here on the Maui coast, the temp rarely drops below 70 F.

 

so did they catch these guys or what?

 

If Gary and ACe from SNL were overlanders.

 

“a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes” — and apparently I’m part of the problem.

 

They may very well be doing what Alaska does, I'm not sure...but they definitely aren't offering up their female citizens to immigrants as part of the deal lol

 

My God it’s not even close. First off you can’t walk anywhere in California without smelling pot. The entire state smells like a skunk. You have entire cities dedicated to homeless people living in tents all up and down the streets urinating and defecating everywhere in public. No it’s not even close. Perhaps you should come to Florida and share in our absolute freedom. Something you haven’t got.

 

Show me on the doll where CA touched you.

 

I hadn’t heard the part about marrying off their women, just the “we pay you to move here” part. So it was semi-believable

 

damn degens

 

I travel to florida monthly
Great state

I don’t smell pot or go around homeless

having lived in 19 states - every state has its ups and downs

never said CA was good or perfect. We are a land of kooks out west

that said - FL man is special. No reason to take offense unless you are one of them - which I don’t think you are

humidity - not my thing. Otherwise would have moved to FL long time ago - would be amazingly richer given the low cost of living in the SE