Ontario BS Thread

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My english teacher in high-school drove a Cooper. We'd go out to the parking lot and pick it up in the parking spot and turn it 90deg. He'd have to do a 13 pt turn to get out of that spot...We'd do it every day lulz

 

Lies

 

Oh we know your future for tire/vehicle ratio... we know your Russian heritage will come with with something similar to....

Sorry, too lazy to photshop a white 3rd gen onto this but we can all agree this is where you are headed...

 

Well, you could at least have chopped a chuck Norris sticker on the side

 

I see it rubs too. Might need spacers.

 

https://youtu.be/vc_T2aKoOuI

There’s that weight ratio thing again.

 

i got u fam

 

I want to but lots to do b4 that.

 

Virtuous effort to be certain...but the devil is in the details, the fine nuances

Evgeny drives an AC

With a chuck Norris sticker, before the dorkle, before the toothpaste and fiberglass


Before the audi


[Sad Volkswagen noises]

 

I rescind my effort. God help us all if you ever need Photoshop done. Look elsewhere, ingrate.

 

I'm helping

 

the 33 Cooper Pizzas at least made the rock climb look practical.

@Tridet167 took 30 seconds to get up there where it took you 15 minutes

 

After the door ding protectors...of course

Prove me wrong

 

I warmed up the rocks for him, made it much easier when half of those are covered with my tire rubber gives more traction

 

One day she may roam…

 

Ah, I see you're a man of culture

 

one day...

 

[Sad Polish sounds]

 

the Polish Hussars have feathers on their backs so when they charge on horse back into battle, the wistling will terrify all that stands before them.

in this case, it's not whistling...

it's screaming...


from the guy in the back with the gun...



from terror...




as the tuktuk barrels down the side of a hill...