1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You'll wish you had the paddles when both the 130hp turd and the 2 stroke turd that are both your age multiple times over decide to stop working at the same time

 

When your motors fail

 

At that point you just go down with the ship so your family can collect the insurance payouts on the boat and your life insurance, they’d be a whole $54 richer.

 

Yeah, you're forgetting the part where they have to pay retrieval fees, burial fees, and eco restoration fees for your disaster of a boat going down. $54 insurance payout on a 75k bill

 

Can't worry about paying bills if you're dead

 

Just call it an artificial coral reef and we’re good

 

No but his family will curse his name as they sell the tesla to recoup the fees

 

Imagine all the garage and driveway space they'll also get back once they clear his stuff out

 

Bout to throw the vinyl out


Shit sucks

 

lol, didn't everyone say it was a pain and didn't look that good when installed

 

The what?

 

Everyone said it was a pain, but my gawd.

I don’t know what year of floor they used to form this to, but it’s different than mine

 

Wouldn't be too surprised if you got one from a toyota pickup or something by accident

 

I guess there’s a chance they sent the wrong shit, I dunno.

 

Honestly I ordered all Ac-Delco joints for a taco I worked on and different brands came in the boxes a couple were actually 555 like in the picture but it ended up being a pain in the dick

 

The fuck, got quoted by someone then it goes away

 

That's happened to me too

 

I'm taking up half the garage at 2 houses currently