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Something along those lines, my favorite vehicle related moment from college was when a young lady came to my group of friends and said "there's a lamp on, on my dash. What does it mean?" We all sat scratching our heads for a second before somebody figured it out. "Does it look like Alladins genie lamp?" She very excitedly said yes it did. Cue the facepalms as we all realized her low oil light was on...

 

That's.....that's deep in the hole

 

"This new truck sure has pretty accent lighting."


... who's on 1st

I'm eating my burrito and tacos, then taking my before work nap.

You befuddlers keep befuddling and have a nice evening.

 

You too Mooselness

 

I don't know...

 

exactly

 

Gross. Girls are icky. Right Adam?



@Delta09

 

Reminds me I need to top off the Talon. Running it up in the rip-ems seems to make it go through oil. Slowly decreasing as I figured out the previous owners son plugged off the fresh air vent in the valve cover since they put on a CAI It was pulling oil from the crankcase as it couldn't breath. Also caused the valve cover gasket to go bad from trying to pull in air... F'in dumbass kid...

 

We were kind enough to run to the nearest parts store and get her a couple quarts to top it off. She couldn't understand why we insisted she get an oil change as soon as possible.
I just remembered what vehicle it was! A PT cruiser that I think lasted her another semester before giving up the ghost.

 

Dayum

 

I do know he's on third though!

 

Yea I had to put on one of those chincy Autozone breather things. Gonna rock that till I can drill and tap a barb fitting into the intake tube. This car is gonna be my demise. I can totally understand @BananaMan feels about Squattytruck® sometimes.

 

As long as it runs...
Turn the key and drive it.

 

That’s not you.

 

Job Security!

 

I had that sticker on my old truck. It never did go out.

 

Hah, that's a permanent light on the beater. Probably rear O2 sensor reading below efficiency, for, uhh, reasons