1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

@High Noon

 

Did you know that 99% of all Wasabi sold in the US is actually dyed horseradish?


That being said, horseradish and steaks is Flippin delicious

 

Real wasabi is amazing

 

Jinx

 

I went all the way back to the place I was working to look for my keys.

Then found them in a pile of leaves in my driveway when I got home.



Yep, I'm losing it.

 

You owe me a coke

 

I've been there

 

This has been a week or two of just weird forgetfulness. Maybe I should take an actual day off

 

I have to pat myself down for keys, wallet, phone, every time I leave a building because I inevitably forget one of the 3. Every. Damn. Time

 

What're those?

 

Wallet, watch, testicles spectacles.

Haven't figured out how to rhyme phone in there yet.

 

Haha, I do the same thing. My wife calls it the 123 pat down because I pat 3 pockets every time I leave the house

 

Legend has it that some people sit around and actually do nothing. I don't believe in it.

 

Winter is the worst. So many more pockets to pat.

 

I know right, when it hits 60° I've gotta put on a sweater with 2 more pockets on it

 

Oh I have, except my wife forbade me from having a front seat view, I had to be by her side. Which of course I didn't argue

 

that was the exact reason she gave me