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I have one somewhere...........................

 

Yessir,
Single ply with the wood chunks in it worked the Best.

 

Seasonal pricing adjustments are a bitch.

 

“Right Sizing”, Lol

 

They say broccoli is a super food, apparently for the store too.

 

Gotta wonder how many Folks never noticed.

 

Years ago when I still lived in town, I was working under a car (sleeping actually, not uncommon for me still), the neighbor observed this and stuck his canned air horn under the car. One of us had a great laugh...

 

Arrives tomorrow, delivering today

 

Fed-Ex or USPS

UPS would have already had it there

 

Many many years ago we had a dude doing the same thing.
Like lights out..
Sleep at anytime.
He lifted a car about 3 feet off the ground.
Put his Hands over the driveshaft and fell asleep.
Two of us crawled under and gently tied his hands to the drive shaft.
I jumped in the drivers seat and I made sure it was in park and the e brake on.
I fired that baby off reving the piss out of it blowing the horn and everything.
That poor bastard was screaming and yelling and hit his head on the driveshaft
And sprained a finger trying to get out.
It was awesome....

Even the service manager was laughing.
It was fun back then.
When we were a real family.
No candy asses ,no Bullshit HR.
I miss those days.

 

FTFY

 

FedEx, UPS already made their delivery today

 

Lol I was just rung up for over 40 4-packs of energy drinks when I only had one. Over $300 and the cashier didnt notice.

 

Wayyyyyyyyyy back when I was a young sailor on O-boats (Oberon-class diesel electric submarines) we had a fellow who use to sleep in a top bunk by the mess table, and when people got loud, he'd fire a boot through his bunk curtain to express his annoyance; this got pretty irritating when the boot landed in your eggs for the second day in a row. Because we were down in Rosey Roads (Puerto Rico) doing Mk 48 acceptance trials at the time, it was hot in the boat, and everyone, including Mr. Boot thrower, slept in the nude, on top of their bed clothes.

One day, after someone wore his boot in their head we decided to put a stop to it. We took a length of very light, strong line, and made a noose out of one end and tied the other to his boot lace. The noose was draped around a convenient, but sensitive part of the male anatomy. A bunch of us then started making all the noise we could. We heard him curse, and his boot launched out through his bunk curtains, travelled about three feet, came to an abrupt halt in mid-air, fell to the ground and was accompanied by an agonizing scream.

Funny... he never threw a boot again.

 

OMFG
Please tell me it was a slip knot

 

Found this gem In Ellsworth yesterday.

 

Nothing would surprise me there!