Colorado B.S. Thread

Hey quick question all.
Trying to help my old man install an AAL on his Turdgen DCLB. The lengths dont seem right on what he was sold.
I'm beginning to think they're for a 2nd gen. Or a different truck.

Anyone know what length an AAL should be off the top of your head?
Center length of the AAL hes got is 36"
Center length between the rivets on the leaf pack looks more like 32.5"

Edit: found his receipt.
They're pro comp's PN: 57096B-5
Description says 05-13toyota

Edit: I figured it out lmao

 

FIFY

 

And they came in the best colors, too...

 

As a former smoker, That can smell scents way too much now, I just gotta say that a lot of people have been ignoring personal hygiene.

 

Well then take a shower

 

get the HS 3 leaf AAL for 3rdGen - fit fine and no cutting. forgive your father - after all he does not know better....look in the mirror and imagine yourself in his shoes.

 

The stank is way too real. Not enough patchouli to cover it either. But they try.

 

Patchouli oil is deodorant

 

Disagree., lol. It's stink on top of stank.

 

I forgot my sarcasm emoji

 

Maybe it's your upper lip

 

Wanna kiss me and see? Fafo!

 

Had a secretary at an old job that was dumber than a bag of dirt.
She came in one day all excited about her new perfume. She reeked of patchouli.
She was not happy when we explained to her that it was actually hippie shower substitute

 

Had to look that one up....
Still not sure what Norwegian trade unions have to do with your stinky upper lip.

 

dafuq?

I want a 5MT in my DC. And a 5MT DCLB would be great too.....

 

Agreed, that's why I put a 95-97 front end on my 98.

 

Just do what Tim did - do a cab swap on your 98 to make it a DCLB with a 95-97 front end with a 5MT.
Then sell the 2004 for more than you paid with the current used/sellers market.

 

I wasn't sure where to ask so here goes: I'm taking someone to Colorado to camp over Memorial Weekend who's never been in the Rocky Mountains before. I want to take them somewhere that really shows off Colorado and plan to sleep in my topper. I was thinking Kebler Pass but wasn't sure how accessible that'll still be in late May? Also open to any recommendations closer to Denver as I'll be coming from Nebraska. (Feel free to PM me if you don't want to give spots publicly.)

 

Man, I swear I can smell better after quitting smoking than I did prior. But then again I'm pretty sure I started stealing my parents ciggies before I figured out how to have adventure time in the shower, so nevermind.