Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Any good tent is imho.

 

One acronym and one word: OEM Bumpers

 

How many AAAs does that thing need to work? I wonder if speed bumps change your travel plans. Also, it must of been cheaper to buy one fog light huh?

Jokes aside, I love your truck man. Makes me miss my dumped 93' Toyota pick up

 

Buy me a new one

 

Oh I'm sure it's on your future mod list, no need. Beatiful truck. Got the same one.

 

I really hope that missing fog light feeds a big turbo.

 

As cool as that would be, the practicality would be next to imbossible I got the truck missing that foglight, just got a new set and still need to install.

 

Alright I put mine up, guess that gives me justification for the other side of things so here goes.

That windshield is almost as clean as my off-road's floor mats.

Those are some nice wheels and tires though, what year Civic did you get them off of?

It seems you're missing a fog light, wrong side for a CoLd AiR iNtAkE though but an expected mistake for a NASTRUCK.

Should probably get rid of the lightbar though, you know, weights savings and all since your building a rice rocket, besides it's not high enough to be much more than a sunrise for ants.

Something something; EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE-OOOH-NIIIIIIINEEE.

Didn't know there was a Special Olympics equivalent class for auto cross, did your truck get lost on the way to the trail and become too embarrassed to ask for directions?

Trucks do make good track cars though, they have similar weight bias to a Porsche; when driven backwards. Got to love that 80/20 weight split.

No mass over the ass has got to make actually putting the power into movement hard, oh wait, 2.7 nevermind, you probably have more trouble just getting off the line.

The devil horn tribute to The Intimidator (DO IT FOR DALE!) is at least trying to do something for the awkward seal face front end.

The lightbar teeth makes it look like it's biting it's lower lip though so only 9/10 for accuracy.



Nice truck though, cool to see a different build and use case vs the cookie cutter insta landers.

 

Fuckin had me rolling laughing. That was epic! I bow to the roast master...

Also- you're one of three people to get the number reference on the side of the truck

 

First post on here. Give it to me as bent as my truck

 

That's one way to fix the taco lean. Bend it so bad on the other side nobody notices. I see you too only have one foglight, pimple looking thing. And black grill because too poor to afford one after paying the Toyota tax on a wrecked truck.

 

Alright, have at it. Go easy on me though, I do have both my fog lights

 

Tokyo drift called, they want their headlights back. Gotta love it when the tweakers steal the fender flares off your bumper too. Looks like the most dirt that thing has seen is when an old lady pulled out infront of yah and you almost slid marked your shorts.

 

Lol, ya.. grandma didn't make it.

 

Hi

 

Cool rear bumper bro, what happened? Did mom’s credit card run out of money when you got to the license plate option?

 

Is the second set of ditch lights to watch out for gravel getting caught up on your step bars? I need to see if I can get my mom to loan you her credit card to get yourself a set of wheels. I could plasti dip a few of my friends spare throwaway wheels red to match your emblem since we’ve all used our moms credit cards to purchase wheels worthy of putting on a truck? Along with two sets of ditch lights it looks like you may be able to put two winches in your bumper as well... or wait do you have a bumper that could fit two winches in it but not have one? Sell your traction boards you use for those fire roads and get yourself your first winch for that thing!!

 

LMAO wasn’t expecting you to go back that far I’ll have you know, I no longer have plasti dipped wheels, they’re spray painted now with paint bought on MY credit card this time. Updated pics, I’ve added more roastable stuff since then. Try to roast me now, people. Pro tip: you can’t

 

You have to throw the spray paint on credit!? Was all fun and games hence the roast part of the thread or wasn’t it the whole point of the thread? So now that you’ve graduated from plastidipped steelies to spray painted steelies you’re unroastable? Seems suspect you bring up others credit cards and have to make it known it’s your card as well. Is the emblem spray painted now too? Looks like some serious terrain you got her out in there. I can see it warranted the slider purchase... on credit? A couple more Amazon lights on the Amazon credit card up front and then... only then I feel you’d be unroastable.

In all seriousness I know quite a few buddies that have sets of those wheels laying around collecting dust. Only problem is I’m not certain they’d take credit.

 

I think the fact that you have a snorkel that will be used to cross mud puddles is a good enough roast.