1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Are you...asking about the well being of @Black DOG Lila 's butthole

 

I bet you bleed high fructose corn syrup

 

Dude I'm passing monster right now. I never drink these. I just didn't sleep well

 

If I don't bleed IPA I'll be surprised

 

no, if he strains to pee, excess urination overnight, those sort of things. Colon Cancer screening and prostate are both part of the wellness.



its the human version of a tune up with cars

 

Listen here you.......thing.



Keep being that special person the world needs you shaggy.

 

Yeah, for real prostate/colon cancer is no joke, been hearing people younger are getting it

 

Oh no

 

Thanks for reminding me; guy posted on FB that he needed a stock panhard bar.

Was going to toss mine so I told him to get me a good 4-6 pack of a hazy IPA if he wants it.

 

they dropping shit from 50s to 45 now for colon cancer screens bc of how prevalent it is becoming.



Just had a guy in his 40's have it found all bc he had a lil blood in his poo and colonoscopy showed a mass

 

I've decided to sell the Land Cruiser if you want it. Won't sell to anyone else if you want it. Won't be over 10k.

 

Nah, he must have not been listening as the Doctor reviewed my comorbidity and lack of treatment options associated with incurable terminal illness.
I even had show and tell.
I'm fucked

 

Now I’m scared.

 

Wait what..

PM coming your way

 

Red meat and alcohol will get you in the END.
LITERALLY

 

Life is an incurable terminal illness, I'm so thick I probably would have laughed before realizing the real issue

 

But who wants to live in a world without?

 

My masseuse checked that yesterday.
Must be good.
She kept saying GOOD GOOD GOOD