Whatever

But does it glow in the dark?

 

That was here last week...and beyond, I think the frogs were gasping for air.

 

https://youtu.be/mjG9wK-Cn-o

 

Showed the wife thinking maybe this color would sell her on a new one. No such luck. She did like it though. Her first new truck since we've been together was a 1999 Ford Ranger in Jalapeno Green. We both liked the color, but found it seemed most either loved it or hated it lol

 

@McRib are you taking my case? This @Gritto character has hurt my feelings and hurt my standing in his community. I spent a lot of time and energy painstakingly selecting accessories to go along with our new boat. All he had to do was show up and sign his name. Now, I’m banned from that boat dealer and the sheriff told me not to show my face in those parts again. This guy needs to pay and while you are collecting the settlement, ask him if June 23 or June 24 is good for him to leave for our Hawaiian vacay.

 

I want you to get that Alaskan Sawmill in the settlement. Also, throw in those new hiking boots. They only have about 7 miles on em.

 

Mrs. Gritto deemed the hiking boots 'unsafe' and tossed them out with last week's chicken bones.

 

That old fuddy duddy dug them out of the trash and keeps them in the shed so he can relive his Jeremiah Johnson days.

 

Probably keeps a journal highlighting his 'groovy' day to day life, while that little voice inside is telling him that he stopped being 'hip' in 1986.

 

I hear that @McRib is going to Detroit to pick up Mrs. Gritto’s brother. He’s bringing him down to straighten out that groovy somebish.

 

He's gonna have two black eyes and a shitty disposition.

 

I'd be wary of their firm. I'll take the case. I watched the series Suits on USA, so I'm probably more qualified.

 

@Sweet T how is the crossword going?

 

We're not like those Suits assholes; we're the down to earth, take home and meet your family type of lawlyers.

 

Yeah, the ones us Suit assholes wipe the floor with in court. Half the time we resolve it before it even gets to court. We also get paid by a small percentage of your clients money once we win. We don't require retainers from our clients. No meet your family, bring us home to MA bullshit. It's all business.

 

Sweet truck and I like that color a lot