The human centipede giveaway

Wake me up when we're ready to start. I'll be right here in my happy spot again this week.

 

Catch anything? Last weekend on the beach I caught 1 small pompano that had to be put back

 

Who’s the lucky participant to receive your fermented shark guts?!

 

So far just a bunch of small spots, a sailcat and a big stingray that put up a heck of a fight. I swear those things are pound for pound the best fighting fish out there!

 

So...I got a phone call today...guess I’m in...

 

Congrats to you, condolences to the recipient

 

what have been some of the most "questionable" items from previous exchanges? I'm sure most will try and one up that

 

In case anyone is wondering, what phone call he's talking about

 

Thats the plan.

I tried to keep track of most of the rounds. The first 3 posts have links to everyones boxes.

 

OMG, those are hilarious! I can't wait to see this round of goodies.

 

So do those orange balloons come in a 265/70-17?

 

I got a wedding cake topper or some such cursed item from someone’s failed marriage that literally haunted my life. I threw it in the lake and a teenager drowned at that location a day later.

 

That was supposed to be like that Ring movie. The only way to rid yourself of the curse is to give it to someone else.





I'm currently working on getting a curse worked into a dildo. I've been calling everywhere from New Orleans to Flagstaff, witch doctors, shamans, enchanting circles, no one will help me unless the dildo is new and still in its packaging. Something about new safety rules, they have no problems weaving the eternal entrapment of demons into the device, but they're afraid of germs. Amateurs. Guess I'll have to send a coloring book instead or something.

 

Coming from someone who spent almost a lifetime putting various curses into dildoes, it's not an easy task. I'd tell you how to do it but that would be against the dildo curse union rules (and take it from me, you don't want to do that.).

 

I usually give mine a light dusting with Tony Chachere's.

It would have been nice to have a professionally cursed one for the giveaway though.

 

Someone definitely got it lol.

 

How are used dildos a curse? Pre lubed is always a plus

 

The curse is intestinal parasites.

 

So I can eat anything and everything and not gain weight? Your definition of curse must be different from mines. I call that a blessing haha

 

Well we know who wants the tainted multi purpose dildo