Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Anybody else reading all these in Shoresy's voice?

 

That mudspray behind your back tires shows me that you're a hardcore offroader!!

 

Yup I try to hit one mud puddle every month and not wash just so it looks like I offroad

 

I swear some of these "roasts" need to be roasted

 

Hit me

 

Cool tarp, did you Plastidip it yourself? And judging by that back window tint, we know what (or shall I say who) you're doin in the mall parking lot after school gets out

 

I wish! Two years married and a newborn, only thing I’m doing in that backseat is wrestling a car seat

 

Nice coilovers queer

 

Oh look a plasti dip roast AND a mall crawling cliche roast, haven’t seen those before

 

I’ll show you a nice coilover

 

you need some TRD center caps to complete your look

 

Go ahead... Roast me

 

F5’s can’t take a center cap, they’re too jdm lightweight

 

Is your truck going through puberty? It's got pimples all around the fenders...

If it wasn't already obviously a Tacoma, now there's a nice light up neon sign to declare it for anybody mistaking it for a ranger.

Almost looks like it was built to go off road, right until the midget steps were added. That brought it right back down to factory ride height.

Shorty antenna because it must've been cold that day?

All the lights are on except for the foglight- probably burnt out and couldn't afford a new bulb after lighting up the grill. Don't worry, it's becoming a common trend to have not working or missing fog lights here.

Somewhere, there's a Chinese kid struggling to assemble those cfl tubes for those lights. Nice to see that they worked long enough to get a picture.

 

Got em lol

 

what good is an F5 then, if you can't properly show some TRD love? i guess you can just paint TRD in white letters on the centers then. At least complete your look or get some proper wheels that can let you show us that you care about the TRD badgingo

 

Good god... Wtf

Spoiler

 

Thanks, had to channel my inner @Key-Rei