Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

The fact that you’ve obstructed the the air flow by installing that abomination directly where a GRILL should be, leads me to feel that you wouldn’t comprehend a proper roast in it’s entirety so I won’t waste the energy. You couldn’t find a clue even if it were lit up with cheap Chinese LEDS.

 

Roast it

 

I'll bite! Burn it. Like it was damned.

 

Your the type of guy that holds up traffic on a trial because your truck is struggling to carry all your unnecessary shit. Haha

 

you think your trick-looking aero storage box is really going to help your MPG / negate your lift and your plano box sticking up over the wind deflector of your prinsu.

 

and aero box is actually a RTT LOL. But your right!

 

Damn she THICC in the back but ain’t got much going on in the front

 

Haha what can I say, I'm a butt guy myself! Lol

 

The only action that brush bumper has seen is a shopping cart at Walmart. Having two roof racks is like having a belt and suspenders. You need an air scoop because this a NASCAR entry? Good license plate position. Is that so road kill knows who did it? All the little fasteners to hold the tire to the rim because you do 90 on a mountain road? Oh, that’s right, it’s too clean to have seen a dirt road. It’s only tricked out like that because it came with the rig. Don’t let your wife break an ankle on the rock sliders.

wait. Too much? Is he looking up my profile . . .? I kid. Really, it looks like an old person truck. Ba dump dump! Rim shot FTW!

 

Was it hard finding a truck to match the color of the gas cans? Spent all the money on the racks and couldn’t afford bigger fog lights? And what happened to the rest of the bed? And the hood scoop ! Braaaaah! Because it says Racing Development doesn’t mean it’s a racer.

 

Haha! My wife laughed pretty good at the Jerry can comment!

 

High clearance rear bumper so it hits less of the shopping cart corrals at the supermarket.
All the extra broverlanding stuff made the gas mileage tank so bad it has to carry extra fuel just to make a grocery run.
Overly wide wheel+tire setup to sling more mud on the truck and scratch it up.
The guys making the sticker for the rtt were so distracted by the color of the truck they didn't even remember how to spell "camper" correctly.
Big heavy duty recovery points on the rear and not on the front because of all the civics it tows out of ditches.
Fast and furious called, they want their overpriced taillights back, or want to give you headlights to match for the full effect.
Privacy tint in the rear but not the front because even the people in the back seat don't want to be seen with that much gear on the truck going to soccer practice.
Can't tell if they're ditch lights or if they're alien antenna just poking up and taking in the surroundings.
Bed rack looks like the shelving in a Home Depot modular display section. I know times are hard but that's desperate.
No steel front bumper, no winch, no front recovery points, makes me think "business in the front, party in the back!"
Sadly it probably can't even party in the back with that much weight. What's the 0-60 time? Should I bring a calendar?
And last but not least, fake hood scoop just to kill the aerodynamics and mpg even more.

 

Bro this is roast my tacoma. You just killed this poor man

 

Key Rei absolutely lit me up and it was awesome. Had to share the love

 

BOOM! That’s what I’m talking about.

 

Bahaha I wasn't sure whether I should cry or laugh so I did both haha! Well done!

 

Did you put the aluminum spacers on top of the weather strip for the roof rack?
The front rubber trim on the rack is supposed to seal the roof panel and rack take that shit off and fix it

 

My 2013 DC/LB Limited.

 

You truck is too pretty to be a street queen.