Colorado B.S. Thread

"Safe place"

 

I think I'm gonna fill one of those useless "carb compliant" gas cans that nobody wants with water and leave it in the truck bed.
Just for kicks.

 

That's because they serve steakhouse burgers that aren't smashed and burned like everyone these days who refuses to let a hamburger cook without it being smeared across a griddle first. The one in fort Collins closed though....

 

Cause one flashed me last week for doing 5 over.

Take a bunch of mushrooms and set them up all over Denver

Nothing beats homemade though.
Speaking of homemade, I'm having leftover ribs that I smoked the other night.
Some people might think that it's weird but I think ribs are better as leftovers and cold

 

Oh man though, Billy's Inn at Lowell and 44th has a burger with candied bacon. Holy shit is it amazing if you haven't tried it.

 

I would be 100% in on that

 

Last summer I dug up and rearranged the layout of some of my sprinklers.
I thought it would be a good idea to eat over an 8th of mushrooms.

Took forever because I just kept staring at the trees and I also forgot to dig out and install one of the heads.
That shit felt like I was on a mission but I can say that digging on boomers is satisfying.

I'm actually digging the sprinkler head I forgot right now.
No mushrooms this time.

 

That is a bummer

 

Timing is everything

 

Jesus

 

I hope that’s a face palm Jesus and you didn’t miss it…

 

Can totally take a finger out if the keepers are removed before the springs.

 

Someone has never worked on their own car and it shows

 

Lol, sorry... Let me try again:
Jesus
Lucky they didn't step in it cause that would "brake" somebody's leg right above their "shoe"...

 

yep ass holes. just put your flashers on and pull in behind them and then raise the hood - can't help it if you broke down and had to get off the travel way. Then ask them if they have any donuts to spare with the coffee. Yep sucks.

 

good margaritas too.

 

Never forget.

 

3rd times a charm:
Jesus
I just realized I can't use the ones on my phone's keyboard because they won't show up. Lol

 

I was wondering what people that don’t camp do on Friday nights. Now I’m going to watch that documentary. Thanks!