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Do you poke holes for eyes? How would you even breath? Can’t Condom such dubious behaviour.

 

I have a box of magnums. I got one over my head but then...
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in zip tie.

Please advise, soon.

 

I thought this place was safe, unsubscribed.

 

I'm fairly certain there is no safe place on TW...

 

This is why you establish a safeword BEFOREHAND

 

I've got similar issues. I placed an order on April 3, and it finally shipped on June 3. USPS tracking said delivery today by 9pm. It left Shreveport this morning, passed right by me, and ended up in Little Rock. Took 11 hrs to go what is a 3-4 hr drive.

 

Good morning friends, it’s a new day. Hope everyone has an awesome hump day

 

You all have a great day

 

One more day… tomorrow I take Christian for his drivers license test, mow some yards then Friday is clear out garage to store a lawn tractor. Saturday is helping MIL move, Sunday is relax enjoy your day!

 

Morning all . Ugh...I have morning routine and it was thrown off this morning, I'm making adjustments and trying to stay positive. Son has a new job starting last week, that's the positive. Getting up same time as me in the morning and taking my shower time what threw me off. Then I grab my coffee cup on the way out the door...I didn't have the lid on completely, just enough to make it about a foot off the counter. Spilled coffee everywhere including myself. 45 minute drive in, I'm almost dry now.

 

That’s Monday stuff

 

I know!!!

 

Yesterday afternoon I walked out to my truck and there was a grey BMW with 3 guys around it, all the doors open and the hood up. One of them ask if I had a jack they could use, I got it for them and kept watching to see what they were doing. Every vehicle that came in they looked like they were expecting to see a cop or something. When they got close to being done I saw them put 2 battery powered sawzalls in the car, one DeWalt and one Milwaukee and new looking. Both of them had really long heavy duty blades on them, which I found odd. They looked suspect so I wrote their license plate down just for the heck of it. I threw it in the trash this morning.

I heard a box truck crank up a few minutes ago and it sounded like a race car, catalytic convertor was gone. Imagine that.

They have video as do several other businesses around here, I got the license plate number out of the trash and took it to the guy, I said I can't prove it but I would bet this is who you are looking for

 

Morning folks

Some shipping shenanigans here this morning, in a good way. Somehow my stuff came from Long Island, NY last night all the way here this morning. I never get my packages this early



I know roughly what time they dispatch, they either got the truck loaded early or somehow I was made first stop. I always pay the extra for FedEx shipping, worked out in my favor today.

 

Goes to show “When the cat’s away, the mice will play” right there.

 

My light package hasn’t been updated today but Amazon says I can get a full refund in a day or two which is what I’ll do and order from somewhere else.

 

Yea the USPS has been a dumpster fire the past year. I always try and get FedEx shipping as it works well for my area. Some people not so much. I guess it depends on the driver; my guy is awesome. I always give him a hard time every time I see him at work, then he always bust on me for ordering heavy shit

Speaking of the postal service, still waiting on the title in the mail for my beater. It's really looking like I'm gonna have to go to the main Penndot office in Harrisburg to get it...

 

You look marvelous!!

 

Police said the license plate doesn't come back to a grey BMW, kinda figured but oh well.

 

Grey area.