2021 Lunchtable Meet SHAVER LAKE, CA

I'm going to hell because this is funnier to me than it probably should be.

 

*you're

 

You and me both man... you and me both

 

Actually wait, can soul-less gingers even go to hell?

I need a ruling from @Kwikvette

 

In b4 he says your kind never left hell




*(I'm married to a ginger lol)

 

No shit I'm fucking laughing out in public

 

They let you out in public????

 

Only when the Mrs is at work

 

This sounds like a good plan. I’m no expert but I’ve been to Bald a few times and there’s some other good trails close by.

Also for anyone interested. It’s happening this month, 25-27. They will be doing day and night runs.

 

Yeah, I forget if it was Mike or someone else that texted me about multiple events. Sounds like fun but not in a mood to run with a ton of randoms

 

This is truth and it’ll probably take longer than usual. It’s also not free either. It’s a public event so good for anyone who hasn’t been up there or wants to do a night run in a safe controlled environment. They been doing it for awhile but I haven’t gone yet, seems to get pretty packed up there.

I’m heading up to do the Niagara Rim trail with some people on here that weekend.

 

You're nearby, I'll be surprised if you don't make this run

 

Every fucking time I go anywhere off roading is allowed, there's always one of those fuck sticks driving like an inconsiderate prick.

I remember the guys on dirt bikes that kicked up dirt, and just passed us all up, only for you to do the same when they were stopped further ahead

 

When they break their whole frame going through the con at 25mph I doubt anyone wants to help

 

Last outing to Bronco Canyon there was a group of 10 or so in the middle of the trail. SxS snapped his lower control arm, we stopped and welded a wrench to it to get him going simply because we'd have to trample a ton of shit off trail to get around. The first thing he did was goose it into a rock and it bent enough to finally slow him down. I'm guessing he got it limped home or back to the trailer.

On the Rubicon they swarm and ride your ass through obstacles. I love the vehicles, but the drivers seem to be mostly throttle heavy newbies.

 

fucking SXS's

 

It's all fun and games until the Whiteclaws come out and the pants come off...














































then it's a real party

 

Literally the most accurate picture of those guys. Though the ones I know aren't assholes...

Definitely pantless whiteclawers

 

Craft IPAs and Stouts are my favorite but white claws have their place. Want to pound 5 drinks before a baseball game? White claws are the move. Like drinking a 7 UP and no bloating.