Shop Time w/T.W. Friends.

Afternoon folks.

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives.
All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.
After a few days, they met up for lunch and compared notes.
The engaged woman: “The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and, a mask.
He saw me and said: ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.”
The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night!”
The married woman said: “I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night when my husband came home.
I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said: ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?'”

 

Priorities, man.

 

prob mowing rocks

 

I've had a couple of jobs over the years where someone will bring me turd that looks similar and ask me if I can make one!!! I mean theres not a place on there to take any kind of measurement.

 

Reaction when you get a $3k+ escrow check from your old mortgage company after refinancing

A quarter of a second later when you remember you need to send it to the new mortgage company

 

Long & the Short of it right there.

 

I'm getting about $470 out from escrow. You just made me sad. I didn't even think I'd need to put it back....

At least we went from 5.54% to 2.875% and from a 30 yr to a 20 yr loan. Shaved off 8 years and a sickening amount of interest.

 

Sorry.

I won't repost what our numbers look like but they're in this thread if you're so inclined to go digging.

That compounded interest is crazy, isn't it?

 

Yeah. Makes me wish I could've just wrote a check and not financed. We can only dream....

 

I'm nowhere near being able to do that for the house. We did kill off my wife's student loan, though.

 

Guy said he tried for 3 years to find his Ex Wife’s killer ……But nobody would do it.

 

I was lucky we both graduated debt free. I worked two jobs for part of the time I went to school, but I also went to tech school. Hers was paid for through the Union I'm in.

 

I bought my mother her first color TV for Christmas in 1993.
When I was a kid our black & white TV had vacuum tubes, for years we had a floor fan under it to stop the picture from doing a horizontal hold roll.

 

That isn't funny but the way you wrote it for us is

 

I read your posts to my wife. She said we spent 3 years and $30k for her to earn, as of now, an extra $50k per year. I'll take those numbers!

She's absolutely destroying me on salary.

 

An extra $50k? I’d like to make $50k

 

My wife has made more than me for 30 years. Thankfully

 

The last two weeks we’ve gotten some rain and I’m having to mow every 5-6 days now. Front yard looks great…..as long as it gets some rain

 

Can’t go wrong paperin’ the Walls. Especially when it’s somethin’ in high demand.

 

I'd take an extra $50k, hopefully net lmao My wife is not the bread winner. I wouldn't mind if she was, I'd be a stay at home house-husband

I make ~$80k or more depending on OT.