Whatever

Did y’all weed and feed twice?

 

@SRH was right about you.

It'll still take at least 2 hours to mow the yard portion, not to mention there are like 3ft tall weeds that came up that'll have to be pulled by hand.

I'm not looking forward to the morning

 

I just mowed Thursday and had to mow again today. That bag of ammonium nitrate I put on the front yard last month got some water the past two weeks.

 

Looking real good though. Hammered mine with fertilizer but it only made the green stuff super long all my dead or brown patches still havent come around yet in my yard.

 

Let that grass dry, throw on a floppy hat (if desired), hop on that mower and have fun!! My neighbor wears a lanyard around his neck with a beer in it.

 

Thanks! We got really dry and hot fast then had a lot of storms the last two weeks. Hay looks awful around here now, the long stuff is beyond dead and brown.

 

You described my neighbor's yard.

 

Wish Ida thought of that back when I drank

 

It won't really dry where we live like that. We have chances of rain twice in the 10 day forecast.

 

I mean...I'm trying here, you gotta work with me.

 

I know!!! I should wear a spitter around my neck!

 

And welcome home!

 

Why would you do that, you're outside ... does the stuff you chew kill grass?

... maybe don't answer that.

 

One word…..Missouri

 

It would merely be a fashion statement.

 

And that

 

Hillbilly gettin' all spitter fancied up to drive his hotrod mower.

 

Nailed it.

 

These go together