The human centipede giveaway

Hopefully it's still there.

 

More than likely it is in the lock boxes, having someone check for me now

 

Man, full disclosure, I haven't even assembled my box. I suck at life.

 

Rock Lobsters theory of high school english class: If your book report sucks because you halfassed it, volunteer to present it first. Teacher has nothing to compare it to and you wont fail because the fucking nerd blew the curve with his sociopolitical analysis of the Grapes of Wrath.

I sent my package first. Guess what?

 

Aim low, so low you never get disappointed. You and me are a matchmade in heaven.

 

That's what I love about this thread. We spend endless time building up our packages to the stuff off myth and legend, only to finish in quiet disappointment.

 

Omg. I opened it and immediately threw up. What died in there?

 

Never mind. It was still alive despite no holes in the box. Probably shit all over itself

 

Huh. So maybe it did explode. I knew I should have shipped it with an ice pack.

 

You got a little pussy huh?

 

Dude, that's the craziest pocket pussy we've had in the Pede yet!

 

So do I post pics now of the contents or wait till more people get their packages?

 

Def post a pic of your package.......and then show us what was sent to you.

 

Wow. That was so cool and funny! I think my favorite is definitely the coloring book especially the Ridgeline and Taco. Everything is going to be useful and come in handy! I really appreciate all the items and thoughtfulness. I hope my recipient likes my items as much as I did. Although he is going to receive one item very similar to what I received.

when’s the next round?

 

Enjoy! My girlfriend is still mad at me for mailing her last pickle beer. Good riddance, I say.

 

I will drink it before the BackStreet Boys beer for sure.

I really appreciate the package!

 

That hat is awesome.

 

Thank you very much @Beerpayzdabillz for a very comprehensive package. Two sets of Silky black Saches just shows the thoughtfulness that went into putting this together. Everything in here will be put to good use, especially the 10mm socket. I hope you also receive an amazing package. Cheers.