Whatever

You need a piece of electrical tape to fix that pesky ABS light.

 

My work in Arizona I had several jobs with this fellow. One job we go to look at and the work area is extremely cramped, like 4 foot wide, 4 foot floor to ceiling and 8 foot long. I looked at him and said," damn dude, we're going to be like Ace and Gary in there," he laughs his ass off at that. It was a bit of running joke the rest of our time there. He'd seen the animations and knew right away was I was talking about. He sent me this picture and said, Ace and Gary made the paper.

 

If you're good at it and do that for your job.

 

Wife called me at work…
“I can’t get the damn windows to open”

I said “There’s a hammer in my toolbox in the garage. Get it and give it a few good taps. That should work”

Half hour later she called me back…
“Now the computer won’t even start at all”

 

37.06 minutes per tire.

 

Well what did the paper say? How the hell you going to leave us hanging like that?

 

that'll clear out yer def

 

ok

 

he didn't elaborate on what the paper said. Most likely a small mention that I was a shared resource from another power generating station.

 

Pavlov is sitting in his living room drinking a coffee when the phone rings. He jumps up and shouts "shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"

 

What kind of dog is it?

 

So a Freudian slip wanks into a bra...

 

A weird one

 

Nice to be a resource...I guess.

 

Random. I know how the OP likes randoms. Toolbox lid on my non Toyota truck.

 

I don't think Waymond has ever expressed either a like or dislike of randoms. At least, as far as I know.

 

Wonder if he's read every post in here?

 

I'm still waiting for an explanation of this poll?