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It's still today. I do actually research my stock picks on my own. But I should have figured you guys already mentioned it. Did you sign up for the site? It's not bad at all. Charts are WAY the fuck better then Gemini.

 

I meant you missed the discussion. I signed up, gotta get my Picasso coin

 

Think it'll run up to the split like Tsla?

 

I just need my Picasso and for GTii to baby moon. Then they can remove themselves from your backyard

 

TSLA went from $330 to $500 in the weeks before, then up too, their split. Roughly 51% gain in that time. NVDA was trading at about $600 when the split was announced. They'd need to hit $900 to pull a TSLA. I don't think that will happen. But I also thought this run would cap in the low $700's tops so who knows. lol

 

lol you'll get there.

These chucklefucks literally want to carve out an area in the desert, like the real hot, dry barren desert and build their own self-governed tech society. In an area with no power infrastructure, no water, no access to public services (oh wait, they'll have their own police, fire, and EMS)

And the Reno .gov for some fucking reason thinks this is a good idea. It's already busy trying to fail on its own, but if they really try and build this.......like, it's going to fail spectacularly. Whole thing stinks of a cash grab scheme.

 

fyre festival

 

I went even deeper into SHIBA because it’s actually trying to start it’s own swap/already is in the process of being verified. Currently holding 80,000,000 coins.

Uniswap is pretty damn useful, and it’s at $22. Almost every swap platform is trading over 10 cents. If it ever gets over 0.01 it’s gonna be a nice ride

 

If my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle. I hope you get rich off it. Somebody has to eventually!

 

Sound like visionaries to me

 

Sounds balls out retarded insane to me lol.

Visionaries also got a bunch of people to drink poisoned kool aid on the return of a comet

 

It’s a fine line they say.

 

Another visionary got people to buy electric cars, sent satellites into space to give the world internet, is working on solar power via roof shingles, and has a fleet of rockets being prepared to colonize mars. They are all fucking crazy. lol

 

If you're looking for fine lines just as this guy

 

Oh how badly I want to buy some baba calls for next week. It looks like it’s in a prime spot to start goin back up. But as you guys said about BABA. China.

 

What ones you looking at?

 

JUL 16 $220's are pretty cheap. Looking at the chart I wouldn't hop in until I see the RSI and MACD improve, though.

 

The muskrat is just as nutso as all the others lol.

Step 1: have rich family (no fault there, it's good to start up)

Step 2: go bald and help fund paypal

Step 3: buy rights to TSLA and claim it was all you. Get your hair back.

Step 4: go absolutely insane, get billions of dollars of funding for your both your legitimate and bizarre business enterprises, never turn a profit on anything and somehow convince the world you're the second coming of jesus.

Step 5: (To be determined) but probably die when one of your mars habitats catches a micrometeorite through the SpaceX branded habitat covering plastic and your body deflates in low atmosphere.

 

Was eyeing right around what he mentioned. It's one of those that I don't want crazy far out, but also dont expect it to have any kind of crazy short term pop.

The JUL 2 217.5 is at 1.90 as of right now which seems like a stretch yet also entirely doable with how weird and unexpected things move these days.

 

Here's your 1m chart on that option:



And the greeks on that option:




Low to middle of the road risk if you think it's going to climb. Worth a couple hundred bucks I'd say. Theta is low and the Delta has been almost completely hedged. Market Makers are reasonably sure that it will end up in the money by expiry. Low volatility says they're pretty confident that it'll just kind of get there and sit idle. Not something you'll make a ton off of, but pretty reasonable as far as a call goes.