Took a second! (Them Dumb Moments) Own it!

Ill take the wasabi over a mouthful of ben gay!

 

If I'm using wasabi, I use a shockingly large amount. But heck, I wouldn't want to brush my teeth with it.

 

Here's today.

I finally got around to adjusting all the fucking pocket doors so that they clear the new floors. (Damn weird 1960s house is absolutely obsessed with pocket doors)

So I'm on this one:






And I realize it won't budge. Even after lifting it to the new floor it won't budge. And then it slowly dawns on me:




That when I nailed up these guys a couple years ago, I nailed them through the door.

 

Oof!!

 

This is fucking great. However, you had to be thrilled when you realized what the problem was. So funny.

 

The worst part is coming to the conclusion that I like the mitt hooks more than I like the door, so it's fucking staying that way.

 

3m double sided tape my man. Its not like your hanging dumbbells.

 

It was raining one day, decided to shoot my bow in the shop....

 

Gotta say that's a nice draw if the arrow punched that far.

 

Well...it is a PSE....

 

Who was the target?

 

A rather large target that I completely missed due to stupidity.

 

I just spent 30 seconds trying to shut off my ceiling fan with the tv remote. The fans remote is small and white, the tv remote is long and black, ive had both for 4 years......I actually was getting pissed the fan wouldn't shut off....then, that AH HA moment hit me. Had to share.

 

Hiring manager just emailed me to contact HR to get with them about a job opportunity and I replied to the email not realizing my Gmail name was set to Mc Rib for entertainment purposes.

 

Hahahahah. Thats awesome. Good thing it doesnt say Long Dong McGee anymore.

 

I went in to my local Lowes to find only about 1/3 of the new LED fixtures illuminated.
Got the story from a guy who works there. Seems the contractor was working overnight on the upgrade and apparently did something very wrong.
Blew the drivers in 2/3 of the fixtures -- someone didn't do their homework.

 

Who’s blowing drivers? Get me their number, please.

 

when i just started working at a large company that had a cafeteria, I was used to eating off-campus when I worked at smaller companies.
my first time eating in the caf: after i paid for my food and was looking for utensils, i was surprised that they only had 1 bin and the knives, spoons, and forks were all mixed up in the same bin. so i grabbed a fork, which looked not very clean, and then i wiped it and went on my way.

About a month later, I realized THAT bin is for the dirty utensils after eating...