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Cara Delevingne's house has a 'vagina tunnel'

The next time you find yourself stuck in a rut, consider crawling in your home's vagina tunnel.

Oh, what's that? You mean you don't have a pink, semi-anatomically-accurate corridor hidden behind a padded door somewhere in your home?

Well, take it from actress and model Cara Delevingne: a good vagina tunnel can clear things right up. For Architectural Digest, Delevingne showed off her "Los Angeles pad," which is said to have once been used by its former owners to host Pope John Paul II. But "it's unclear what His Holiness would have made of Delevingne's vagina tunnel, a secret passageway concealed behind a low, painted panel, which leads from the living room to an adjacent bunk room," AD writes. "One enters the so-called rebirth canal through a vulval soft sculpture (think Judy Chicago on acid) and then proceeds to crawl out of a round washing-machine door suggestive of a rectum."

In a video, Delevingne further explained, "I come in here to think, I come in here to create. I feel inspired in the vagina tunnel." As one should.

 

Proper gutting to prevent gangrene gas!

 

There are some awesome prank product boxes out there. This one’s pretty good.

A buddy I was stationed in Korea with sent his divorce papers back labeled as PORN SCRIPTS. He was laughing the whole way to the APO.

 

Where can I get those? I need to send a buddy a knife i made for him, this will save me the time of writting "kevins box of dildos" all over the package.

 

https://youtu.be/v7fz6p2MDZw

 

Seems kinda fishy....

DNA testing found ZERO tuna in Subway's tuna sandwiches and I have serious concerns about what I've been eating all these years




Thank the good Lord above that I haven't had one of Subway's fishy foot-longs in quite awhile:

Subway claims that its tuna is "100% wild caught," but a lab test paid for by The New York Times found absolutely no tuna DNA in over 60 inches of sandwich.

What have we been snacking on all these years, my friends??



I've heard reports that tuna can be high in mercury.

I didn't know it could be low in tuna.

The experiment included sandwiches from three Subway shops in Los Angeles. Of course, there's a catch.

According to a spokesperson from the unidentified lab that conducted the testing, there are two possibilities for their inability to detect tuna. The first explanation is that Subway's tuna is so heavily processed that if there is tuna in their sandwiches, it couldn't be clearly identified. The second possibility is that there's no tuna.

The testing, which the Times said cost $500, included a polymerase chain reaction test, which searched for DNA of five different tuna species.

The experiment by the Times comes on the heels of a lawsuit that was filed January in California against Subway over said tuna scandal. The two woman listed as plaintiffs in the suit allege that lab testing of their own found that the sandwiches are "a mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna."

"We found that the ingredients were not tuna and not fish," said the attorney in the case, which the plaintiffs hope will be granted class-action status.



I do have to point out, however, that a separate test of Subway shops in Queens, New York back in February did find tuna in said tuna sandwiches.

I can't believe that's an actual sentence I just wrote.

Subway says there is "no truth" to the allegations and that their sandwiches contain "100 percent cooked tuna," because of course they did.

I'm not claiming there's cicadas in the sandwiches, but instead of simply denying the claim, Subway should invite everybody and anybody to openly test their sandwiches around the globe!

 

Cicada loaf

 

You said package......

 

Building collapse in Surfside, Florida. https://t.co/BGbRC7iSI9

 

Saw mention on the news this morning, hadn't seen video.

Dang.

Looks like 51 unaccounted for?

https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/florida-building-collapse-surfside/

 

@Pchop this one of yours? LOL.

 

I think they updated the number to 99 unaccounted for.

 

There is nothing cruel or unusual about hanging, firing squad.