1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

However much you think a kid is going to cost, double that so you're not too surprised lol

It just varies month to month but my wife's really got to spend time focusing on her businesses now that they're fully open again, to get things up and running to where they were before 2020 happened.

With a 1.5 yr old wrecking ball of energy constantly demanding attention it's pretty hard to do, so we have the sitter come over a few days a week...lately it's been 10hrs a week. And she's pretty inexpensive at $25/hr, but that shit adds up quick

Not to mention all the other costs but that one is the one that hurts the most

 

and I learned the hard way not to ask my wife 'do we really need the babysitter that often?'

Made that mistake once, never again haha.

 

Wish my company was all new-age like those big advertising agencies that have dog parks, daycare centers and health spas on site

 

Put em in a vise and close them once they open till you can afford a set of fap offs

 

I've never had to pay for a fap

 

Fuck bro, I'll watch your kid for $300 a month. And when you get her back she'll know how to mow your yard and bring you a beer.

 

yes hello officer, this post right here ^

 

Sure you do. It's just less subtle. Like your wife asking for new floors

 

tell her to hurry up and step up her business

 

Rip, keep an available room for me at your new house

 

Hey least she learns 2 skills besides just peeing on you.

 

yeah, that was a given

 

Being single is cheap asf

 

if I end up in the area I've been thinking then Moab will be a short 2 hour drive away. It would be cool to be able to day trip it.

one of the trails I have been running a lot the last year is 2.5-3.5 hour from my front door depending on weather and traffic

 

Asf? A Shiting Fuck?

 

I’m mean sure, whatever

 

https://youtu.be/vHPdi5x2X7Q

 

Oh I bet

It felt like yesterday that I was able to stay up all night playing video games, then get up early to go hike or go to work.

Now, after work, I just want to relax and after watching a movie or a few episodes of a show, I'm ready to call it by 11pm

For the expenses...fortunately its cheap AF in the Fresno area.

Got an ETA on when you're moving?

 

I bought SK cause I don't have to time to fuck around with tools that only make more work for me