Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

It’s a balance between what you hold longer term and what you try to make a quick return on. They have different catalysts for sure

 

I always park right off the path. Idk why. I think I think it's like a courtesy thing to do for people to get by for some reason. Even though no one never comes lol. I need to quit

 

that typo made that sentence 10 times funnier lol.

Good catch

 

I couldn't help myself.

 

Lean into the fugly.

 

golf course etiquette is both infuriating and entertaining.

I have gotten into a few confrontations with people on the course over the years about them hitting past me on the fairway while I’m waiting for people to get off the green so I can shoot my approach.

luckily for me, the vast majority of people golfing don’t like getting punched in the face and profusely apologize for said infractions when confronted.

I golf a lot less nowadays because if I can’t go out and relax, it’s not even worth it.

 

3000+ upvotes, 12 awards and 100+ comments. Is this what’s it’s like to be popular?

In unrelated news, my karma mooned. I don’t have to whore myself out on the free karma subreddit anymore. Part of me will miss the raw cheeks and noods though….a small part of me

 

And to you guys saying golf sucks, it’s a lot more fun when you’re shooting in the 80’s.

and my record is 38 holes on one ball.

that’s why some guys don’t mind spending $4 per proV1.

 

You still whore yourself out, just not for karma any more?

 

80’s! Thats the worst

 

What I do in my free time on the internet is none of your business. Now be quiet and pass the bananas

 

I've always wondered at the type of people who try to start fights on the course. Literally everybody is walking around with a bag full of things they can beat you to death with.

 

Big hint would be the Keystone Light they snuck onto the course.

 

If I was shooting in the 70’s I would not be working in the automotive world. Bahahaha.

 

You ever been hit by a drive?
It fuckin hurts and breaks my collar bone.
Yeah, I will punch someone for endangering my life. Hahahaha.

eta: that happened and now I get a bit Hulky when someone buzzes me while I’m standing in the fairway.

 

Got hit in the back of my lower leg once. I was finishing my follow through when it struck me. The guy behind us was playing of the middle tee box. I knew him, called him a sissy, he bought us some drinks, worked out just fine

 

def not good enough to drink and shoot low.

 

A couple times. Once it was even the guy I was playing with and he managed to somehow hit me standing back and to the right of him. Whatever kind of golf shot that was, it should be in the hall of fame.

 

GME $250 EOD, calling it early today.

 

caddyshack 2 was a documentary?