Whatever

Kinda like....
Is that an uncooked squash in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

 

She's almost as inappropriate as I am.

 

Tell her I make a mean hummus

 

Which hairy feller??

 

I’m confused is this a spa joke or a semen joke?

 

Water sports

 

You da one wif da big ole feets.. be cautious!! Don’t go try showin off he may not be impressed like we are

 

So....I gave my kid my username and password to my 401k a couple of weeks ago, I said, "knock yourself out".
I haven't checked what the market has been doing (because scared), but whatthehellever it's been rolling!! I told him he's welcome to stay here another week.

 

What if it’s your own dip to double in?

 

Then of course. Also acceptable with a gf or really hot date.

 

Just don't double dip the cottage cheese

 

I've eaten hummus many years ago and it had a hard to describe taste but a little bitter with not much flavor really but good, good enough that I've tried it several times since without it being as good.
I'm not sure why, maybe

My current WIP,

 

So much for routine maintenance…..

 

You never paid a gargabanzo to bean on your face ?

Sicko, giving @Sweet T a running for his title with paying chicks to pee on your face.

 

Nevermind, answered. Note to self: read newest to oldest.

 

You got your jack?

 

Changed it out, back on the road.