Thought for the day

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

 

Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.

Emile Coue

 

Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is a denial of life.

Germaine Greer

 

"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose."

--Janice Joplin

 

“sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t. fuckin way she goes”
-Ray

 

I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

 

"Without movement there is no motion."

 

I'm a holy man minus the holiness.

E. M. Forster

 

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Andrew W. Mathis

 

"Why is there air?"

-Bill Cosby.

I know, he's a dirtbag... but I still love his comedy albums. I am glad I got to see him perform a couple years before the scandal broke and he ended up in jail.

 

So strange that you said this today. he was just released from jail and his sentence was overturned

 

Yeah, I just saw that article on the internet about 10 minutes ago.....

 

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Galileo Galilei