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Just noticed I have an $11 SRNE call for tomorrow. No idea why, don’t remember picking that up, but it looks like it had a good day today to get me close. One more tomorrow and I might not lose money.

 

Thread title lol

 

Who doesn't finda a FUPA punch funny as shit!

 

Haha, didn’t notice that. That seems to have been taken out of context!

 

That stock TORTURES ME....
400 shares and it's all over the place...and yet spikes randomly so I won't sell covered calls...WHICH ALWAYS seem to spike right around expiration...

 

Can @kairo take some advice and fix the spelling? or is that a mockingly direct quote?
OR Siri....
every time I use siri it screws up everything.

 

Then you were probably the inspiration for buying the call. Damn you. Let’s hope for a big spike tomorrow

 

Should be advice. I'm just dumb

 

Got that NKE dividend today. I’m ballin now. Might be able to buy a pack of gum.

 

Nah, I'm the idiot...I've only got 105 shares...

 

Great quote on Tucker tonight from Casey Kasem's daughter commenting on the Britney Spears conservator ship...
The plan for most of these predatory lawyers is "Isolate, over medicate, steal the estate"

 

Wait..... Now we're a year out?!

 

Shareholder meeting next April should be a good time to target for buying calls

 

something-something retard>solvent!!!... yea when this mortgage and rent forbearance shit rolls around we'll see how long that lasts

 

My IR thermometer showed up yesterday. If you guys don't have one, definitely get one. When you bitch about the heat to your spouse you can tell her exactly how hot everything is within laser distance. They love that.

My beer is 42 degrees though, which is nice.

The weenie dog, however, is 88 degrees at the front end and 91 at the rear end. I will monitor the situation

 

So this guys previous SPACS have all turned out well. Very tempted to just lob 50 bucks or 100 bucks at each and see where it goes. I don’t really know which sector would be best to prioritize.

 

Be wary of Mr. Chamath P. He talks a friendly game, but he's most definitely out for himself.

 

Too bad they aren't in BRK.A

 

Next post becomes thread title. Make it interesting. Don't reference male ejaculate (even if it's true about raw oysters) or @98tacoma27 will edit it

@cartter469 wasted it by talking about rain in AZ.