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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Jul 4, 2021 at 8:35 AM
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    slowlane

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    Hope you enjoy it man. Hopefully you don't already have those mirror leds. I know you've got a fetish for leds.
     
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  2. Jul 4, 2021 at 8:43 AM
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    Kheiron @Koditten Pirate Radio member #003

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    I don’t! It’s the best!


    dude. Last time someone sent me something haunted from an ex marriage. I cast it into a body of water and a 17 year old drowned in that spot two weeks later and a 6 year old drowned in that spot a year later. Be careful what you send.
     
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  3. Jul 4, 2021 at 8:45 AM
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    The woo is strong here. No worries I kicked them both down a rabbit hole to never be seen again!
     
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  4. Jul 4, 2021 at 9:03 AM
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    I admit nothing! The curse manifested itself after warranty expired! No take backs!

     
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  5. Jul 4, 2021 at 9:07 AM
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    but when the warranty expires the manufacturer is no longer liable!
     
  6. Jul 5, 2021 at 10:37 AM
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    NoOne

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    ARRIVAL!
    ( Courtesy of @VirusCage )

    Ok, so truth be told, this arrived Friday evening - however, it had to make it through inspection by my crack team of sloths (great work, but s-s-l-l-o-o-w-w)…​
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    …followed by the bomb/biological agent sniffing feline…

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    Ok, so it’s safe to open… what do we have here?

    1) A USB Anal LED light
    2) Two flypaper streamer (GREAT for minimizing the dead body flies)
    3) Disposable gloves (a man for my own heart.. Latex Free)
    4) Zoom “Ultravibe speed” (I’m already intrigued) with instructions “insert - so good” which either means they are pre-used, or a well qualified sender endorsement.
    5) Simonize Nitro towels, again noted for its exceptional absorption of bodily fluids, most notably ‘cum’.
    I happened to notice that it had something protruding from its orifice. Will investigate further…

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    Ah, makes sense….love lotion… for him AND her!

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    Let’s dig deeper….

    1) unique dice for my “dungeon games”
    2) “Right size” flashlights for “exploration”. At this time I have not checked it’s liquid rating.
    3) Some proper “Bondage Rated” camo-cord. Blends in so well, they won’t know what they’re tied up with…
    4) Those “detainees” won’t know what that is when I’m walking around with these hip shades!

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    There’s more? Well, he’ll yea… wait WUT? Mysteries abound….
    Box - says Bocce, but is it? Bag labeled “tentacle porn” - my interest piqued, and a cardboard flat?

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    Whew, it is actually Bocce… well, if you drill and use a string… voila!

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    ok, time to explore “tentacle porn” feels like a ring…smooth…metal…hole in the middle. I’d only be more excited if it started vibrating! Let’s see what it is…. It’s a “special” ring!

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    Ok, so now the cardboard flat… is it a coupon? gift card? (Hope it’s for Pooters Porn Stop).
    Soprize!

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    Ok, so… what’s left?
    Well hello there good lookin’…
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    MUCH THANKS to @VirusCage for bringing my fantasies to life!

    I should also give some (not much) credit to @slowlane for dragging me into this cesspool of depravity.
     
  7. Jul 5, 2021 at 10:46 AM
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    slowlane

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    For fuck sakes all that fit ina flat rate box?
     
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  8. Jul 5, 2021 at 1:25 PM
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    I do not believe flat rate, but rather Priority. I think they call this one the “Shoe Box”.

    EDIT: On a side note to others… those latex free gloves, while being great for remaining clean while leaving no fingerprints, are in-fact one size fits all. This means as Latex Free, they are also essentially a 10 pack of JimmyHats! Just Sayin’!
     
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  9. Jul 5, 2021 at 4:33 PM
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    Haha! I'm so glad you enjoyed that box. I worked so hard to fill that box!
     
  10. Jul 5, 2021 at 5:20 PM
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    …and now I’m filling that box hard!

    I think I crushed it.
     
  11. Jul 5, 2021 at 5:54 PM
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  12. Jul 5, 2021 at 5:56 PM
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    Chunk

    Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

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  13. Jul 5, 2021 at 6:44 PM
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  14. Jul 5, 2021 at 7:02 PM
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    Nope, just you.
    There might be other participants though.
     
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  15. Jul 5, 2021 at 7:03 PM
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    Fuck you
     
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  18. Jul 5, 2021 at 7:55 PM
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    Did you even follow his link? Or are you still to busy eating dicks? 24” dildo (not yours) ring a bell?
     
  19. Jul 5, 2021 at 8:09 PM
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    Damn, what I miss? Whatever firework mishap is making people cranky, post pics. Hamburgered testes are always good for internet points.


     
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  20. Jul 5, 2021 at 9:02 PM
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    The amount of my normal dick consumption has increased dramatically and obviously has clouded my ability to think straight. I appreciate the correction kind sir.
     
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