Whatever

No. There gonna be a bunch of rubbing goin’ on.

 

If I fit a high clearance rear with command strips and fill my gas tank with lactaid, will I be able to watch Hulu without commercials on my reciprocating saw?

 

yes, but you wood be rubbing sumpin off fo sho

 

I can’t get excited anymore .Here where I live the deer just don’t get that big . I need to get to state land in Pennsylvania. It’s only a couple hours from me and my brother lives in Matamoris.

 

How about if I just run over Taylor Swift with that excavator, and then post pics of that??

 

I don’t know what you are on, but I want some…..

 

Does that help fit 37's?

 

So, the guy is out in the yard and sees his gardener, Bubba, taking a whiz behind a bush.
“My goodness Bubba. I couldn’t help but notice that impressive equipment you have. How does a skinny fella like you do it?”
“It’s easy” replied Bubba “Everytime before climbing into bed I give it three good whacks against the bedpost. It’ll swell right up”
That night the guy decides to give it a try. He takes it out and whacks it against the bedpost three times.
His wife woke up. “Is that you Bubba?”

 

If 2+2=5, then the air pressure in my tires is equidistant to the gumdrop forest

I think work has made me insane

 

It could if I pick up the whole Taco with the excavator, then I could squeeze the 37's on it.

Then drop the whole thing on Taylor Swift. Charge $100 Pay Per View. I'd make $$$$$$$$$$

 

I'd pay a few shillings to see that

 

It depends, 12 slices could weigh 1lb. Or, thick cut, 12 slices would be more than a pound. I will just take whichever gets me the most bacon.

 

@StayinStock going to look at dis one they got it from baytown for us to look at

 

Good for you!

When I had my surgery for inguinal hernia 3 years ago...
...the surgeon checked on me in the recovery room.

By the way, whatever they use to knock you out is great stuff.
You have the most beautiful sleep and wake up happy.
Mrs Gritto insists that I said a lot of inappropriate things before my head finally cleared.

Anyway, the surgeon hands Mrs Gritto a prescription for oxycodone.
I say, what's that for?
He says, it's oxycodone.
I ain't taking it.
It's gonna hurt...really hurt.
I ain't taking it.
Okay try ibuprofen and tylenol (at the same time). Maybe that will be enough.
Mrs Gritto filled the prescription anyway.

It was enough.
But it did hurt a lot.

 

rando's frum duh shitphone






moar wabbits



and eye betta bee careful,cuz...

 

They named a beer after me.

 

Sooooo….. you still got that oxy??

Asking for a friend in pain.

 

Yeah I don’t know what that stuff is they give you but it’s something wonderful. I would be an addict for sure. I was flying high and the nurse giggled and said “We have the best drugs and it’s even legal”
I don’t remember anything after that.