Shop Time w/T.W. Friends

Worked with a guy like that by the name of Ken Showers; his nickname around place was, "Occasional Showers".

 

No tomato's in the patch

 

Ok guys here's a good question talking with a really good friend this weekend 50 yrs now. He's divorced 58 no kids so he tells about this women he has been seeing whos 52 w/two kids 30 and 27 no biggie. She told him he needs to be manscaped before they do the horizonal boogie again. I told him to get the package and show her you mean business. https://www.manscaped.com/products/the-performance-package-4.... He told me he's not sure about this I said one thing you can be sure about is not doing the horizonal boogie again (she gave you her liking) your choice Dude buy it and have fun!! I asked him does the carpet match the drapes on her his reply no drapes. I need to refresh this dudes memory on dating it seems like.

Does your Wife/Girlfriend friend with benefits like it manscaped?

 

It certainly helps keep her nose from tickling...

 

that's a benefit from stopping progress....

 

I haven't had any complaints from my wife

 

This ain't 70's hustler. Get you landscaping in order. #kendollsmooth

 

I also told him I wanna meet this new friend when I come back home in a few weeks... He was like I don't know about that I don't think see is ready for someone like you she is shy and not as open as you're.....

 

Mornin' folks. Manscaping?

 

Just use nair….
Then baby powder a few days before.
Burns a little sometimes but no iv needed if you slip.

so I’ve been told …


On Edit.

Have her do it…

Let us know how it goes.
ROFLMAO

 

This is a guy who I had to prove to him (as he didn't believe us) that his Wife of 17 yrs was cheating on him with some dirt bag from High School with video after myself and a few other friends (we were single) noticed there was some funky shit going on. Like seeing her car at a few local clubs that didn't make sense when she told him she was with her sister etc. So we followed her one night to the Dallas bull country bar in Tampa and saw her meet a this guy in the parking lot and start making out with him BUSTED. I hated doing this but he needed to know what was going on.

 

I don't know what he is so concerned about...

 

My wife and I tried to tell a friend of ours basically the same thing about his wife, or course he didn't believe us and less than a year later she left him for some dude. Of course he got mad at us and we don't see him anymore. Truth hurts.

Same thing with my brother too, his ex-wife was all over the place. He had his septic tank pumped once and the guy said "there were a lot of prophylactics in there", my brother said "some of them may have been mine"

 

He's an awesome dude (not gay) but a little strange when it comes to females he's just not outgoing enough, I have been trying for yrs to get him to loosen up unwind life is short...We have been making progress since he has been divorced now for about 10/12 yrs, we set him up with a girl from high school who is smoking hot who has had a crush on him since 8th grade with an AWEOMSE personality great job who is now also divorced he said no way she would not go to the prom with me that's because she went with me and you just started dating your future wife...WTF

 

Sooooo we go from floor jacks to ball shaving in a couple hours. Sheesh









I prefer clean shaven, I don't like flossing...

 

Can't ever say things are dull here...

 

I'll just say this. How can 'instantly adding an inch to your junk' not be at the top of someone's to do list? Trust me. Mowing the lawn makes the tree taller.

 

I hope the razors aren't either.

To make you guys further wince I use an old Gillette double edge safety razor, probably circa 1940's on the ol' twig and berries. Find it does a better job. Just grab and pull'em strait and it works just fine.

 

depending on the length of the grass could be an asset