Whatever

track is kinda wide where it happened, she was headed in the opposite direction of me and running the wall, i was skirtin the grass, but never got out of my crouch....

 

So, after several hours of intense research on playing Mass Effect under the influence of vodka, I discovered some interesting things.
First…Most, if not all, alien beings I encountered were obviously based on my former wives and girlfriends. Especially the evil ones. Which was particularly satisfying when I turned their heads into pulp.
Second…Most, if not all, planets I visited were obviously based on Nevada or Los Angeles. Especially the evil ones.
Third…It’s very possible to complete difficult missions without a clue how you accomplished it.
My conclusion…When drinking vodka, don’t play games. Surf porn instead.

Good morning whateverers

 

Rando on the road!

 

Lamborghini

 

I like your knob(s)!

 

Lambo #2

 

Random

 

No texting and driving. Live feed?

 

I’ve got a long selfie stick.

 

Need sum mud and grass on dem fenders

 

I kept it on the black stuff.

 

That's bad ass.

 

Thanks. It was an awesome experience.

 

Going back for more?

 

Monday in his big rig.