1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Felt attacked

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRbeoLQF4WA/

 

Are you trying to hint at something?

 

@Kwikvette https://www.instagram.com/p/CRb-w2thqja/

 

No, not even close don't worry

 

Fuuuuuck...

 

damnit i need one of these fucking cars in my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSH1c2w7TSA

 

@BartMaster1234

https://youtu.be/YZv1r2Ekufk

 

I think we're calling it a wrap on the 72 Burb, it's a daily now.

 

@SouthernYoder can confirm?

 

Made it from a one horse town 2 gate airport in Columbia, MO to the monstrosity that is DFW... Getting ready to board our connecting flight home in about an hour. Gonna be a 3 hr flight with a toddler that's been up since 4am.

Wish they still served alcohol on flights so I could order a round preemptively for and apologize to everyone sitting around us

 

Make sure to change the kid's diaper on the tray table in the middle seat for maximum new parent-toddler on a plane effect.

 

That would definitely be easier than doing it in the joke of a changing table they put in those tiny ass bathrooms lol.

Doubt the poor soul sitting in our row with us would appreciate it though

Fingers crossed it's a little old lady that loves little kids

 

350 lb Karen that will have you kicked off the plane.

 

I actually saw a sign in rural MO between Warrensburg and Jefferson City that said 'Hit A Deer, Win A Cow'

 

I think at 350lbs you're required to buy two seats for yourself

 

Gotta love when there's a full-on ham planet next to you in cattle class on a 737, at that point you've got 2/3 of a seat left and you're just hoping the thing makes an emergency landing into a mtn.

 

Dibs on @eon_blue truck if he disappears for 5 1/2 years and comes back as if nothing happened

 

I've already left the state, managed to avoid any Deliverance reenactments