ASSHOLE PARKING

It is hard to tell but the middle car(crappy dodge) is sticking out into the street with its backend. But hard to tell if the Prius or Dodge started it. I would venture to guess Prius and the crappy dodge just swung in and did a crappy attempt at parking. Just judging based on the ass end sticking out into the road.

 

My guess, the PoS dodge is the offender. The others are parked ok, not so much the Prius but close enough. The dodge looks like it just came from Copart or another tow company. The windshield is marked, so probably a salvage car being driven by someone who gives 2 shits. Plus the dodge has about 2 inches from the front car based on the shadow on the street and its wheels are turned. Butthole was moving back and forth until they felt they were in and then got out.

This was all based on 100% science.

 

I should have taken a picture of the dude that parked next to my Jeep today. I watched him park really close, then dented the heck out of his 4Runner door on my tire. Haahaa.. his bad.

 

So I guess now would be a bad time to mention that a Dodge Intrepid was my first car....

though i'd certainly lean towards the dodge being the first offender based on those sideswipe scars

 

Look at this asshole parking his bmw to close to my truck. Lol. It's my friend's car, we were camping at the race track for a weekend of racing. But he could "only carry the folding chairs in his car"

Close you damn convertible top for once and carry something lol.


Great racing terrible weather lol.

 

Not a parking but close enough. We were stopped at a railroad crossing with three tracks, waiting for the light to change, right on the line marking the lowering bar. There was already a vehicle on the other side and having crossed this area multiple times before, I knew that we were not going to clear track 1 of 3. The light was still red when a Jeep literally went around us via a right turn only lane, and moved into a spot behind the 1st vehicle. Clearly the Jeep straddled track 1 of 3. Even if the Jeep driver thought that he (it was a he, I checked) would clear the track, he still illegally used the right turn only lane. I asked my wife what just happened (I was driving her Pilot at that time), got my phone out, and snapped a photo (we did not impede traffic and moved when the light changed). First time that I have seen this stunt.

 

Only as much as it is a Toyota thing when some idiot driving a Toyota pulls a bonehead stunt. Why oh why do fools attribute poor driving to a specific brand of vehicle. There are plenty of idiots driving all brands to go around.

 

Obviously not a Jeep thing. Sorry I asked and will edit previous post to remove reference to a brand. You are correct, it could be any brand.

 

IMO all bmw drivers drive like they paid for, paved and there for own the road

 

Don't you forget that.......

My wife likes to remind me when I drive my M3, "did they mail you the asshole in a BMW card before or after you took delivery of the M3?"

 

My wife doesn't drive like that in hers, she merely drives like a typical crazy asian woman!

 

I like to say.. BMW= “Big Money Wow”
My buddy has an M5 he hates on me when I remind him

 

I thought this was pretty impressive, though to be fair the lot was pretty empty. Still, he could have parked out further and not taken up so many close-in spaces.

 

"Big Money Wow." - Owen Wilson's voice

 

Let He without the Asshole throw away the Charmin. There's a little Asshole in all of us.

 

This one gets me. Our local Home Depot has "trailer" parking so that if you have a trailer you can park, load what you need and then get out. The downside is asshats without a trailer park in them all the time. It's a pain in the ass when I was actually towing a utility trailer to load lumber, sod, soil, etc. and had nowhere to park.

 

Seriously, I never ride with her, her driving scares the hell out of me.