1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Those three plus Ohio, PA and Delaware and that's pretty much summer here and in the Outer Banks.
*And they don't leave until October

 

The yankees coming to NC are buying up all the houses

 

I'm reading this at your funeral

 

please do


I hope the theme is TRUCKIN N FUCKIN and it's an open casket where I hold a bowl of guac and a bowl of salsa. Everyone gets a bag of chips upon entry.

 

I was hoping for more of a "who's in my mouth" theme but @eon_blue and I will figure it out

 

its me, my ashes were mixed into the long island ice tea tower

 

We'll play Crank Crank Hog, its like Duck Duck Goose but the loser gets cranked

 

That's the reveal at the end of the party

Fuck we got this down

 

y'all will make me proud. I was hoping Rob Zombie will be there but it's cool if not

 

Sounds very Eastbound and Down

 

LOADED UP N TRUCKIN HOSS

 

I'll get you one of those giant Jesus trucker flags, we'll lay it across your casket, push you out onto a river then throw Molotov cocktails at you until you go up in flames like a true American viking

 

jesus christ i'm crying that is so perfect

please this is my final and ultimate funeral wish

 

All while cranking our hogs in unison

 

There's a name for that ya know. Supposing you're in a circle.
Also there's an old punk band that goes by it as well...

 

Cremation provides some more varied and theatrical options though, just saying.
Been a little weird if they shot Hunter Thompson's body out of that 153ft tower instead of his ashes...

 

better do it with this playing in the background

https://youtu.be/FVPyFVjZWh4

 

21 HOG CRANKZ SALUTE BRUTHA. AAHHHOOOOO!!!

 

Idk, with wildfire danger restrictions we might have to settle for a plastic tote and hydrofluoric acid

 

make sure you're shootin blanks and not real ammo