Ontario BS Thread

There's a joke somewhere in there about a Canadian pouring diff oil into his timmies cup but I'm too tired to figure it out

 

I knew a guy in the town of Arthur that used an empty beer bottle to bleed brakes.... he was a pretty hard core drinker. He grabbed the wrong bottle one day. His guts were pretty much done after that

 

Wouldn't you know as soon as it hits your mouth...how do you get to the swallow point??

 

Alcoholism gets you places you dont want to be.



Like drinking brake fluid accidentally.

 

I guess at that point you aren't even trying to enjoy drinking a beer..

 

I really enjoy drinking beer.

 

Debatable

 

does anyone else have a sweet jetboat?

 

Ooooooo

 

@19Canuck You were correct in Milton when you told me they are for 3rd Gens

They’re huge on my little truck… Doing a little test fitting along with my flag from Peter

 

Ya too big...you better ship em down here!
Lmao
Seriously tho...they look great...the ones on there are a little small.

 

Apparently it doesn't taste that bad, but can cause blindness and liver damage similar to industrial alcohol: https://www.poison.org/articles/brake-fluid

 

That's hilarious. Wonder how the TRD Pro emblem would look on a 1st gen

 

That’s pretty fancy for my old girl! I sent a message to the seller to thank him for shipping from British Columbia and he thanked me for buying them because he bought them as overlays by mistake!

They are not OEM decals by the packaging

The V6 is going to go on the back of my RAV4 After Toyota re-paints the tailgate under a recall for blizzard pearl paint failure. They are going to give me a loaner so that’s nice and it looks like a wintertime job so I will probably be spinning around in the snow in a Corolla.

 

@Norilsk

 

Assisted the FIL in fixing a shed last night. A tree previously fell against the corner and shifted it off its supports.

Hi-lift works well for house projects too

 

Yep… They are very strong and useful and more than just a pretty face

 

Every time I use one I think I'm gonna lose a finger...or a limb.

 

New tailgate handle install this morning. Simple straightforward procedure and a decent fitting DEPO part that was only $22 on Amazon. Not sure if the one I removed was OEM (saw no Toyota markings) but it’s the first one I have done in over 10 years unlike the cheapo doorhandles that need replacing regularly if you do not baby them.