1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

" MY PARENTS ARE WORTH 2 MIL "

* punches flight attendant *

 

It's true, there was an episode where the garbage truck took his trash can and he went to great lengths to get it back. Dude wants to live in the trash

 

Hey, it has a lid! Home is where you make it

 

Yeah talk about a fucking brat. I think it's even funnier they taped over his mouth so he couldn't talk anymore haha

 

Sad thing is though, he'll most likely get a big settlement out of this. In the comments of one of the news articles there are a lot of people actually defending him. Fucking world we live in.

 

Time for a prostitute muppet then. Lets get real.

 

Red light district on Sesame Street

 

i knew itd head that direction when the company suspended the attendants for doing that.


imagine the parent's response tho with their kids name plastered everywhere with him grabbing flight attendant titties. wild

 

They're suspended with pay while the investigation happens, from what I can tell the company is standing by the employees' actions. I mean, you're on a plane 30k feet in the sky, its not like you can call the cops to come deal with it. They did what they had to do. If he had been trying to hijack the plane, everyone would be calling the flight crew heroes (hopefully).

 

One of my coworkers was on that flight with his wife and kids. He said it was wild.

 

Is 22 considered Gen X ?
D.B.Cooper is a BOOMER
I think you know where I'm going with this

 

Wow, that's crazy. I've flown more times than I can remember and luckily have never had anything out of the ordinary happen.

 

quick, someone post the large "K"

 

You do this on a plane I'm riding on I won't have my phone out recording, I'll be knocking the holy dog shit out of you.

 

I can never read a Morgan Freeman meme without doing it in his voice.

 

When I intentionally lived out of my various vans I called myself 'houseless' I didn't consider myself homeless lol

I think Oscar feels the same way about his can

 

Why not? They had an HIV positive Muppet a while ago