Whatever

“What’s with that soap commercial? If your shirt is covered with blood, I think laundry is the least of your problems” - Jerry Seinfeld

 

So, this blonde guy is hungry and goes to this place he knows and walks up to the counter.

“Yah, uh, gimme a cheeseburger, some o’ dem french fried taters and a Coca Cola”

“Dude. You are definitely a natural blonde” the clerk replies

So the guy storms out. Pissed off. He goes and buys some brown hair dye, hires a tutor and passes his GED. Then he goes back.

“Yes, I would like a cheeseburger, a large order of fries and a medium coke, please”

“Dude. The hair dye isn’t fooling me. You are obviously a blonde.” The clerk replies

“Well shit” the guy thinks “I’m tired of this. I’m going to change my whole way of life.”

He attends a Ivy League university and studies hard and gets an engineering degree. He goes to a gym regularly and gets buffed up. He gets plastic surgery and is a very handsome and refined man.

He goes back…

“Good evening my good man. Tonight I would like to try the pheasant. Cherries Jubilee for dessert and a nice dry bordeaux.”

“Dude. You are as blonde as they come.” The clerk replies

“Damn it! How do you know? I went through all that and spent so much money! Tell me how you know!”

“Dude. This is a hardware store”

 

Progress

 

3 beans

 

Mmmmmmmmmm

 

They should take away all @FishnTx's saws!

 

Did you make this?

 

Nah wife Lima black eyes hand full of pintos wif sausage and corn bread not bad



I can do better …

 

Jealous?

 

She aint no cook! She'd be jealous of a grilled cheese.

 

Oh yeah, I have a bag of beans to inspect and soak, but I'll just use ham. Bean inspector. I think last time I made ham n bean it said to lay beans out on a sheet and make sure no rock or some chit.

 

better be careful she'll

 

Ohhh yea that’s a must!!!!

 

She'd be jealous of buttered toast!

Nah, I ain't skeerd of no midget Indianian!

 

As long as she doesn't cook for me, i'll be ok

 

Btw ragin cajun beans r good yet too find anything in dair

 

I'm not sure what wife picked up other than not what was wanting. I didn't complain though. I just wanted regular beans the white ones and some butter beans yum yum. I'll go look what she got me.

 

Then why didn’t you?

Hardly Maybe just a touch….

I can burn a mean grilled cheese

They might be in danger…

Now toast I can do so

Midget ?? For the record, I am bigger than all midgets!!

 

Good one!!

Lucky for you, I don’t really cook!